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88 reviews by knight_errant

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, NJ

Hitching Post Redeemed

6.3/10

The Vibe: Neighborhood bar feel with easy-on-the-eyes latinas (daytime) on an unrelenting dollar parade. The Dancers: About 12-14 from 1:30pm-2:45pm. Dancers ranged mostly from 5s to 7s, one or two 8s. Less than half with apparent…

knight_errantknight_errantVeteran Reviewer· 1 mo ago 91 4

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, FL

BT is my new daytime favorite in the Triangle.

7.3/10

The Vibe: Vegas-type (mini) warehouse with ample and eager daytime dancers. The Dancers: About 30 from 12:15pm - 3:00pm. Dancers ranged from 6s to 8s, mostly Latina with about half with apparent body work. Table dances…

knight_errantknight_errantVeteran Reviewer· 2 mos ago 11 8

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, NJ

Frustrating Dynamic

4.7/10

Prologue: I've been to the HP at least a half dozen times over as many years- my last review 3 years ago was entitled "Consistently Satisfying". While there are good looking dancers and good…

knight_errantknight_errantVeteran Reviewer· 4 mos ago 10 2

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

Timing is Everything (REDUX)

4.7/10

The Vibe: Older but higher end, low-effort SoFlo club. Everything is on the menu but today it was mostly leftovers. The Dancers: Only about 10 on at 6 pm, seemed to be an early day-to-night shift…

knight_errantknight_errantVeteran Reviewer· 4 mos ago 5 4

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

Crowds are gone but the opportunities remain

6.7/10

Haven't been here in nearly a year- physically the place is same but where have so many of the really hot dancers and half the customers gone? Granted, it was Monday afternoon... Met a fellow tuscler…

knight_errantknight_errantVeteran Reviewer· 7 mos ago 3

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

It has what you knead

6.7/10

Cheetah's (Pompano Beach) is my go-to when in SoFlo. Used to be DD, and while DD still serves a purpose, it is automatistic, robotic, where as many of the dancers at Cheetah's are more conducive…

knight_errantknight_errantVeteran Reviewer· 2 yrs ago 2 1

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

DD - it's a business

6.3/10

First time back in two years. I've come to learn, as others tusclers have expressed, Cheetahs is the better atmosphere and selection, DD is where you come to get 'er done. Arrived around 10:30pm, got a…

knight_errantknight_errantVeteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 2 1

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, NJ

Consistently satisfying

7.0/10

Haven't been to the Post since before Covid. It was good to see it was relatively the same: easy going with a good number of easy-going dancers. Got there about 1:30pm on a Thursday afternoon and…

knight_errantknight_errantVeteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 2 2

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

Lottery Boy

7.0/10

So this is actually a composite of three afternoon visits - Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. I will specify where applicable. So many reviews do the layout better than I ever could, so I'll leave that…

knight_errantknight_errantVeteran Reviewer· 5 yrs ago 2 8

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

You can have it

3.7/10

It was handy only because I was headed up I395 from So Ct to MA. It's only a quarter mile or so off exit 1 on I-395 in MA. The place looked busy from the…

knight_errantknight_errantVeteran Reviewer· 6 yrs ago 1

Desire

Providence, RI

Me & U2- Still haven't found what I'm looking for

6.7/10

First time back in three years and it's much as I remembered. Arrived around 12:30pm and the lot was one-third full. No cover, about 12-15 customers and about a half dozen dancers in sight…

knight_errantknight_errantVeteran Reviewer· 6 yrs ago 2 8

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, CT

That nostalgic but empty feeling

5.7/10

I've been coming here for years, mostly for mileage and the on-the-way location to my final destination. I keep hoping things will start swinging back to where they were (less nickel and diming by management,…

knight_errantknight_errantVeteran Reviewer· 6 yrs ago 1

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, FL

fresh meat

6.0/10

Took an hour drive over from Orlando to check out IR. Even though there was street parking in the front which seemed safer (before I saw the rear lot), I followed the signs to the…

knight_errantknight_errantVeteran Reviewer· 6 yrs ago 2 1

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

Vegas weaknight

7.0/10

I went on a Monday night and again on Tuesday night, so this review covers both nights. Hadn't been in four years but remembered that the Rhino had gone downhill even then so thought for the…

knight_errantknight_errantVeteran Reviewer· 6 yrs ago 2

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, OR

Meh

4.7/10

The neighborhood is on the edge of sketchy and edgy. It was a few blocks from my hotel. On my walk over there was a loud fight in the street outside a bar on 3rd…

knight_errantknight_errantVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 2

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, NJ

Third times a charm

6.3/10

This was my third visit here. Got there at 1:30pm. One spot in the front lot for me and the side lot was halfway full (or half empty for you pessimists!) There were about 10…

knight_errantknight_errantVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 4 1

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, CT

Wasted trips

6.0/10

Visited MLK afternoon and the next day pm too. So dead the doorman waived the $5 cover. Monday I suspected could be bad. No school on MLK day so the usual South American MILFs could…

knight_errantknight_errantVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 2 1

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, CT

Still reliable

6.3/10

EB remains a reliable standby for me in the Northeast. It's actually been getting a little new blood in the past few months. However, it really needs a full transfusion. $5 cover and $5 water is…

knight_errantknight_errantVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 2

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

I shall return!

8.7/10

Been a diehard DD fan but decided to switch it up this afternoon, given a few disappointing afternoons at DD (and a underperforming Monday night there). Glad I did. Arrived around 2pm. Surprised to see the…

knight_errantknight_errantVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 2

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, NJ

Not impressed with Northern NJ...on a Sunday

4.3/10

Passing through Northern NJ on a Sunday afternoon and thought I should see what it has to offer. Picked the Hitching Post since it opens at noon. I walked through the door at 5:10pm and…

knight_errantknight_errantVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 2

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, TX

Granted it was only a Tuesday night but...

5.0/10

...even still, there was nothing to impress. I got there early, around 8pm, so I got to see the end of the day shift and what appeared to be most of the night shift come on…

knight_errantknight_errantVeteran Reviewer· 7 yrs ago 3

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, FL

Not impressed, left with lots of $$$

5.7/10

Was visiting in the FLL area and decided to venture out from my new fav club, Diamond Dolls (Pompano). Based on the reviews, I hit Dean's. Got there about 10:20pm on a Saturday night and…

knight_errantknight_errantVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago 3

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, CT

Recent improvement

7.3/10

Although I just reviewed EB a few weeks ago, and somewhat critically, the improvement I experienced with dancer selection warrants a review. After all, turnabout is fair play, especially if a nice ass results in…

knight_errantknight_errantVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago 2

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, CT

Same ol', mostly same ol'

6.0/10

About a month back I got back to the EB after a winter away. My NE old reliable. Unfortunately "old" as well as "reliable" are operative words. Seems like many of the afternoon dancers, some…

knight_errantknight_errantVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago 5 1

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

Hardly A Dull Moment

8.0/10

I actually visited a Thursday night, Friday afternoon and Saturday afternoon/early evening. My first trip here on a layover of a few hours was so great, I had to make a special trip back.…

knight_errantknight_errantVeteran Reviewer· 8 yrs ago 2 4
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