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Desire

Providence, RI

Third time’s the charm.

Was here in 2017 then again in 2020 just before the pandemic shutdown. Wasn’t impress before, not so impressed now but at least I had fun this time. The Vibe: A cross between metro gentlemen’s club…

1 wk ago1

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, NJ

The Vibe: Neighborhood bar feel with easy-on-the-eyes latinas (daytime) on an unrelenting dollar parade. The Dancers: About 12-14 from 1:30pm-2:45pm. Dancers ranged mostly from 5s to 7s, one or two 8s. Less than half with apparent…

1 mo ago4

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, FL

BT is my new daytime favorite in the Triangle.

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

The Vibe: Vegas-type (mini) warehouse with ample and eager daytime dancers. The Dancers: About 30 from 12:15pm - 3:00pm. Dancers ranged from 6s to 8s, mostly Latina with about half with apparent body work. Table dances…

3 mos ago8

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, NJ

Frustrating Dynamic

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Prologue: I've been to the HP at least a half dozen times over as many years- my last review 3 years ago was entitled "Consistently Satisfying". While there are good looking dancers and good…

4 mos ago2

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

Timing is Everything (REDUX)

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

The Vibe: Older but higher end, low-effort SoFlo club. Everything is on the menu but today it was mostly leftovers. The Dancers: Only about 10 on at 6 pm, seemed to be an early day-to-night shift…

5 mos ago4

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

Crowds are gone but the opportunities remain

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Haven't been here in nearly a year- physically the place is same but where have so many of the really hot dancers and half the customers gone? Granted, it was Monday afternoon... Met a fellow tuscler…

7 mos ago

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

It has what you knead

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Cheetah's (Pompano Beach) is my go-to when in SoFlo. Used to be DD, and while DD still serves a purpose, it is automatistic, robotic, where as many of the dancers at Cheetah's are more conducive…

2 yrs ago1

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

DD - it's a business

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

First time back in two years. I've come to learn, as others tusclers have expressed, Cheetahs is the better atmosphere and selection, DD is where you come to get 'er done. Arrived around 10:30pm, got a…

3 yrs ago1

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, NJ

Consistently satisfying

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Haven't been to the Post since before Covid. It was good to see it was relatively the same: easy going with a good number of easy-going dancers. Got there about 1:30pm on a Thursday afternoon and…

3 yrs ago2

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

Lottery Boy

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

So this is actually a composite of three afternoon visits - Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. I will specify where applicable. So many reviews do the layout better than I ever could, so I'll leave that…

5 yrs ago8

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

You can have it

★★★★★★★3.7/10

It was handy only because I was headed up I395 from So Ct to MA. It's only a quarter mile or so off exit 1 on I-395 in MA. The place looked busy from the…

6 yrs ago

Desire

Providence, RI

Me & U2- Still haven't found what I'm looking for

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

First time back in three years and it's much as I remembered. Arrived around 12:30pm and the lot was one-third full. No cover, about 12-15 customers and about a half dozen dancers in sight…

6 yrs ago8

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, CT

That nostalgic but empty feeling

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I've been coming here for years, mostly for mileage and the on-the-way location to my final destination. I keep hoping things will start swinging back to where they were (less nickel and diming by management,…

6 yrs ago

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, FL

fresh meat

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Took an hour drive over from Orlando to check out IR. Even though there was street parking in the front which seemed safer (before I saw the rear lot), I followed the signs to the…

7 yrs ago1

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

Vegas weaknight

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I went on a Monday night and again on Tuesday night, so this review covers both nights. Hadn't been in four years but remembered that the Rhino had gone downhill even then so thought for the…

7 yrs ago

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, OR

Meh

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

The neighborhood is on the edge of sketchy and edgy. It was a few blocks from my hotel. On my walk over there was a loud fight in the street outside a bar on 3rd…

7 yrs ago

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, NJ

Third times a charm

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

This was my third visit here. Got there at 1:30pm. One spot in the front lot for me and the side lot was halfway full (or half empty for you pessimists!) There were about 10…

7 yrs ago1

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, CT

Wasted trips

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Visited MLK afternoon and the next day pm too. So dead the doorman waived the $5 cover. Monday I suspected could be bad. No school on MLK day so the usual South American MILFs could…

7 yrs ago1

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, CT

Still reliable

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

EB remains a reliable standby for me in the Northeast. It's actually been getting a little new blood in the past few months. However, it really needs a full transfusion. $5 cover and $5 water is…

7 yrs ago

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

I shall return!

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Been a diehard DD fan but decided to switch it up this afternoon, given a few disappointing afternoons at DD (and a underperforming Monday night there). Glad I did. Arrived around 2pm. Surprised to see the…

7 yrs ago

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, NJ

Not impressed with Northern NJ...on a Sunday

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Passing through Northern NJ on a Sunday afternoon and thought I should see what it has to offer. Picked the Hitching Post since it opens at noon. I walked through the door at 5:10pm and…

8 yrs ago

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, TX

Granted it was only a Tuesday night but...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

...even still, there was nothing to impress. I got there early, around 8pm, so I got to see the end of the day shift and what appeared to be most of the night shift come on…

8 yrs ago

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, FL

Not impressed, left with lots of $$$

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Was visiting in the FLL area and decided to venture out from my new fav club, Diamond Dolls (Pompano). Based on the reviews, I hit Dean's. Got there about 10:20pm on a Saturday night and…

8 yrs ago

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, CT

Recent improvement

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Although I just reviewed EB a few weeks ago, and somewhat critically, the improvement I experienced with dancer selection warrants a review. After all, turnabout is fair play, especially if a nice ass results in…

8 yrs ago

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, CT

Same ol', mostly same ol'

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

About a month back I got back to the EB after a winter away. My NE old reliable. Unfortunately "old" as well as "reliable" are operative words. Seems like many of the afternoon dancers, some…

8 yrs ago1

Reviews

Third time’s the charm.

Hitching Post Redeemed

BT is my new daytime favorite in the Triangle.

Frustrating Dynamic

Timing is Everything (REDUX)

Crowds are gone but the opportunities remain

It has what you knead

DD - it's a business

Consistently satisfying

Lottery Boy

You can have it

Me & U2- Still haven't found what I'm looking for

That nostalgic but empty feeling

fresh meat

Vegas weaknight

Meh

Third times a charm

Wasted trips

Still reliable

I shall return!

Not impressed with Northern NJ...on a Sunday

Granted it was only a Tuesday night but...

Not impressed, left with lots of $$$

Recent improvement

Same ol', mostly same ol'

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