I shall return!

Been a diehard DD fan but decided to switch it up this afternoon, given a few disappointing afternoons at DD (and a underperforming Monday night there). Glad I did.

Arrived around 2pm. Surprised to see the parking lot 2/3 to 3/4 full. Paid the lot guy my $2 and strolled in, willing my eyes to adjust to the darkness. I'm sure someone's done a good description of the layout: past the entrance counter you enter right on the main bar, which surrounds a dancing stage, circle clockwise and there's the 'champagne room stage' then the main stage (two poles) and then another stage opposite a bar in what I'm calling the rear. There is a lot of action going on for a Tuesday afternoon: 4 stages, each with a dancer. Probably 15-20 dancers working and maybe two dozen custies.

Was approached within two minutes of sitting and ordering a $7 Heineken, by an 8 (with her dress off, a 9). Usually I'll pass on the first vulture, but I figured why not get to work busting my Cheetah's cherry, and I'm glad I did. Within the first table dance, she was guiding my hands everywhere and got hers in my shorts and underwear and my leaving her fingerprints all over my little monger. A second table dance was even better. Retired to the "Friction Dance" area for a couple of $25 dances, during which she brought little monger out through a pant leg and alternating rubbing each set of her lips on him. Never did she suggest going into one of the rooms. By the third song, I did. I'll save those details and the dancer for anyone interested in a DM. Can't even describe her physically/ethnically, don't want to cause her any hassle.