Me & U2- Still haven't found what I'm looking for
First time back in three years and it's much as I remembered. Arrived around 12:30pm and the lot was one-third full. No cover, about 12-15 customers and about a half dozen dancers in sight around the main bar(s). $5 got me a bottle of Smart water and a raffle ticket for a hourly give away of Idon'tknowwhat. The main stage has 10 chairs at its rail. The advice from locals in other reviews is helpful: available dancers stand between the two bars or by the short wall near the entrance- approach if you're interested. Or tip at the rail and ask if she's available. I did with Raquel and Jelani; neither showed great promise in a private dance that justified a CR investment imo. Also, got ambushed by Bianca when I first came in. Smokey. Enjoyed India and Alex on stage but they went off to some regulars, despite telling me they'd stop by me (I was shocked, shocked...) Probably saw about 15 dancers in the two hours I was there- some of course were upstairs(?), some were still coming in at 2pm.
It's still a regulars club but some decent tipping at the rail can overcome some of that (certainly no more than half of it). But then, I found, the dancers are just pushing hard for the CR, which I find a turn off. The many dancer guides provided in the reviews (OWG, Sinclair, Ismael, etc...) are very helpful; it would just be nice to be able to check them when the dancer introduces herself! One of the finest features that remains at Desires is the private dance booths have a solid door, something you rarely find for single dances ($25 topless/$35 nude- $5 of it goes directly to the house I believe).
When I left around 2:30pm, the parking lot was 99% full. Why don't some of you NE PLs get a job, huh?
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