Spyce Gentlemen's Club
210 NW Couch St Portland, OR 97209

Meh

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knight_errant
Jun 15, 2019, 8:56 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

The neighborhood is on the edge of sketchy and edgy. It was a few blocks from my hotel. On my walk over there was a loud fight in the street outside a bar on 3rd Ave. There were at least a dozen homeless people encountered on my three block walk. When I entered the club some woman (I hope not a dancer from her looks) was bawling to one of the doorman/managers. Another doorman asked me for a $3 cover and patted me down. It was Friday at about 8:30pm.

The first room has a small platform stage with two poles (and a post) with about 16 seats around it, a couple of small tables for drinks, and maybe 12 booths around the outside wall. At the back wall is a bar. In the next room is a smaller platform stage with maybe six seats right on it and there is also a bar. There is an upstairs that I didn't see that I was told opens later. There were about 20 customers total and maybe 12-15 dancers with more coming in (sign in is by 9pm for the evening shift, I was told) A dancer named Akira (?), who gave me a welcome command performance at the small stage, showed me the VIP area; not really any privacy for lap dancers @$25 each (no contact) or 3/$100 (+$30 to the club, I think) Small booths with a curtain for half hour and hour sessions, starting at $300+. I lost interest with the general level of contact.

No one pressed me to buy a drink, so I didn't. Dropped $15-20 at the stages where the dancers were animated, and some even sensual and engaging, but most were a bit too flat and curveless for my liking. It seems like it could be a worthwhile time with the right dancer but I didn't have the time or the resources to suss that out.

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