Not impressed, left with lots of $$$

Was visiting in the FLL area and decided to venture out from my new fav club, Diamond Dolls (Pompano). Based on the reviews, I hit Dean's. Got there about 10:20pm on a Saturday night and apparently this is WAY early. Parking Lot was empty (and free). Cover was $15, I think my beer was $9 and the place was pretty empty, which is okay with me; there was a dancer on the main stage and just about a dozen dancers congregated in groups of three or four, staring at their g-d phones at and around the rear bar that's just before the bathrooms. There was one dancer with a whale at the main stage the whole time I was there (about 45 minutes or so, maybe a half dozen custies at most. The dancers were 6-7s (maybe one or two 8s) and kept mainly to themselves. Took two for dances in a room opposite the main stage (between the two bars that I saw). A lot of room since no one was there but too open and well-lit for my satisfaction. Both dancers pushed for VIP and when I didn't bite, the dances were a lot of air. More than that, the girls had the personality of a knothole. Trying to get a conversation going with them was like trying to teach a bag of rocks how to swim. I decided not to throw away more good money after bad and head out around 11:15 and rescued the night at DDs.