Reviews by smokeybear

If you're tired of those violent south side war zone strip joints east of Cicero Avenue with the cop killers and the AK-47s, another strip club just opened in Bedford Park/Burbank. The new...

Apparently, they are getting some new dancers here, including a number of them from Babe's. Lap dances are of course $25 and there is apparently no cover charge during the day. And...

I had a really great birthday at Babe's! I set a new all time record of 17 lap dances, plus I was put on the stage with 4 beautiful dancers dancing around and...

So, it's been quite a while since I went here since moving to Florida. I was on a 3-week family visit and decided to take a trip to good old All Star Bar...

Well, right after my experience at Scarlett's Cabaret, I gave Babes another try. And again, when a dancer approached me and asked me for a lap dance, again I said; "In Key West,...

Scarlett's was where I was given my first doubts of the "no touching law" in Lee County that I was told of some five years ago over at Lookers. I was here in...

Well, I gave Lookers another try after having tried out Babes and Scarletts, and having been told that touching was actually permitted at both Babes and Scarletts. The interior is quite festive. ...

After finally moving to the Fort Myers area (good riddance to Chiraq!), I checked out Babes for the first time. Nice bar, the bartender was great, the dancers did some great performances. ...

To all you reviewers who tell stories of touching the strippers at Lookers; It is ILLEGAL in Lee County, Florida to touch the strippers at the strip clubs! And that means Lookers, Babes,...

Well, I had another great Valentine's Day at All Star Bar & Grill. Had about ten lap dances, which were really soothing, including 5 with a dancer called "Shine" who was really hot...

Went back to Blackjacks again; who could possibly resist the #1 adult entertainment venue within less than 75 miles of Downtown Chicago? The dancers were not pushy, but they were cute and fun...

Move over, All Star Bar & Grill in McCook! You have been outcompeted by another Chicago area strip club! <br> <br> I went to Blackjack's yesterday and really had a great time. The stage...

Another great Valentine's Day, spent at this nice place. Layout is still more than less the same; a bar, a dance pole, lap dances in the corners, pool tables, pizza, drinks, and such....

You will need to be very rich and have a lot of money if you plan on going to Polekatz in Bridgeview. Although Polekatz sits in a safe neighborhood, their policies more than make up...

Heavenly bodies is about average for an Illinois strip club. It has 4 poles, a lot of cute dancers, some of which even climbed up the poles while I was there. Cover...

I had another great Valentine's Day experience here. The layout is the same as always; a bar, a stripper pole, lap dances in the corners, and such. It may be a small...

Not all that good of a place. A bar and a couple pool tables is pretty much the best part of this place, plus of course the dancers. Other than that, there...

Pretty cool club in the middle of a residential area, and only a roughly 45-50 minute walk from the hotel complex area near the highway. When you first walk in, you will see...

Another great time, this time on Valentine's day. One of my all time favorite dancers, Eve, was there, and she really brightened up my Valentine's day! She even let me touch her...

Another great time. I visited during Fantasy Fest at around 11 pm and there was still no cover charge! Although this time, they did have a 1 drink minimum policy for all...

A very unhappy experience at the end. I went there with a friend, and, well, at first I had a good time. My first lap dance was great, I got a great...

Certainly a lot of things different about this place than back at Polekatz. While the dancers do keep their clothes on, some of them give really great lap dances and most of them...

Never again am I ever going there. Not only is it very drab, but it also sits in a horrible, lethally dangerous crime infested neighborhood that is more like a demilitarized zone than...

I went to Polekatz a little while ago and my experience was fair. While there is no cover charge before 7 pm, they have this policy that you need to have a fresh...