Clackport

First, let me say I'm not interested in being with a stripper. A lot of my strip club buddies are interested in being with them, and they always ask me...

What's up with strippers and their loser boyfriends? I'm not saying that all strippers date losers, but it seems like a lot of them date the drug dealers. They'll date guys...

As some of you may know, Portland, Oregon is the city with the highest number of strip clubs per capita. Most of the strip clubs are shitty, however. I have...