Reviews

Decided to tour the triangle of Booby Trap, Cheetah’s, and DD, since they’re so close to each other. I’ve done the DD routine a handful of times, so that was my benchmark. But…

6 yrs ago2

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, NJ

Low expectations sadly met

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Sigh. Disappointing. As always, I appreciated reviews by others before me. I went in with low expectations, and they were sadly met. Club is easy enough to get to for those in the Philly/south…

6 yrs ago3

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, MI

Another reliable night

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Was in town for business and decided to visit Bogies again, roughly a twice a year or so ritual. Really appreciate all the great reviews here; helps keep a pulse on how the clubs…

7 yrs ago

Gold Club

Philadelphia, PA

Worth investing, long-term return

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Okay, this review encapsulates two visits within the last week, and some general reflections. Top line, this place holds a special place in my club lineup. Are the girls the hottest on Phily? No. Is…

7 yrs ago1

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, WA

Some say hit or miss, but tonight was a hit

I don’t write nearly enough reviews, but I appreciate the community of reviewers here, so though I’d finally give back. Club layout is as others have described. Only thing I’d add is that I don’t…

7 yrs ago2

Gold Club

Philadelphia, PA

Predictable in a good way

Haven't written reviews in awhile, but I'm a frequent reader, so figured I should get back into the routine and do my part to inform my fellow PL's. Despite its flaws, this is actually my favorite…

9 yrs ago

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

I feel like a regular, although...

I feel like a regular, although I guess a regular would come every week, whereas I make it here just a few times a season, but when I'm here, I regularly spend probably more than…

12 yrs ago

Cheetah Charleston

Charleston, SC

This place is not like most...

This place is not like most clubs I've been to (in the northeast). It basically caters to a college crowd, and the BYOB policy makes for a funny scene of kids carrying lugging their…

12 yrs ago

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

Went back to this club to...

Went back to this club to see if my first experience was a fluke or not. It wasn't. The club really has quite an operation going. I went looking for the girl…

12 yrs ago

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

Let me be clear - I...

Let me be clear - I go to clubs for the value. For the fantasy of the lap dance. For the mental part of the GFE, even if the physical part doesn't play…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, IL

Been wanting to check this place...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Been wanting to check this place out for awhile. Finally made it over the river. Didn't love the neighborhood, but the premises itself was fine, set back from and well-gated. No qualms…

Vic's Place

Irvington, NJ

This place is a whole other...

This place is a whole other world. Pretty much everything others have said is right on, but you have to see it for yourself to believe it. Neighborhood isn't the worst, and isn't…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, PA

From my past visits and others'...

From my past visits and others' reviews, I figured an afternoon hour spent at Delilah's would be a dependable way to get a quick dose of eye candy and maybe a pleasant lap dance or…

Visions

New Orleans, LA

Interesting club. A bit out...

Interesting club. A bit out of the way, so you really have to intent to go there, not the kind of place you just go to on a whim. Parking lot looked safe…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, LA

Second time trying out this place....

Second time trying out this place. Visited on a holiday, figured there'd be a nice crowd of both patrons and girls. Boy, was I wrong! Place was practically empty, just two parties…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

The Vegas Rhino is in a...

The Vegas Rhino is in a whole different class than New England Clubs. I'm still in shock at how much amazing talent was there... and even though the place was absolutely packed with guys,…

14 yrs ago

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

Can't say enough good things about...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Can't say enough good things about this place. Have been coming back over the years and without fait, Mario's is my favorite. Girls are down-to-earth in personality, with most fine with hanging out…

14 yrs ago

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Airport location was convenient, so stopped...

Airport location was convenient, so stopped by on the way out. Plenty of dancers there, a number of them legitimate eye candy. Some were friendly, and some of those I took for lap…

14 yrs ago

Delilah's

Philadelphia, PA

Had been wanting to try out...

Had been wanting to try out this place for awhile, and glad that I finally did! Inside is pretty impressive, especially compared to clubs in the northeast. Layout was nice, with good lighting…

15 yrs ago

Mario's Showplace

Webster, MA

Just wanted to throw in my...

Just wanted to throw in my two cents about the renovations: They're great. Mario's already had decent booths, some offering more privacy than others, which really helped in, ahem, certain situations. Now the…

15 yrs ago

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, CT

Every few months I find myself...