Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

Let me be clear - I...

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stonekarma
Aug 3, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Let me be clear - I go to clubs for the value. For the fantasy of the lap dance. For the mental part of the GFE, even if the physical part doesn't play out, but it doesn't hurt if that happens a little, too. Playhouse Lounge has met these requirements both times I've been there. Not every girl though, not even most girls. Any one who says yes to the first girl who barely introduces herself and immediately asks if you want a dance... is a schmuck. If they're not willing to chat you up, to at least *try* to engage in friendly conversation, then I'm not interested. Nothing worse than letting your little brain think for you a next thing you realize you're walking back to the LD booths and have barely said ten words to each other.

Anyway, the girls here actually look pretty nice on average, good bodies, though a good number both times I've been there were on the older side, even though they nicely had impressive bodies. I saw my ATF, but she was already occupied by a douchey looking guy. She said we'd hang out after she was done with him. I waited, which wasn't too hard, because the girls coming up to me in the meantime didn't quite do it for me anyway -- too old, too skinny, too aggressive, not willing to converse, etc.

After maybe 6 songs, I realized that my ATF wasn't coming back from the LD room anytime soon, and my soon-to-be new ATF came up to me. An all-American girl (unlike the Brazilians, etc., who are great, too, but all-American was different), blonde, tight body, fun personality. We chatted like friends, but with mutual light touching throughout the conversation, our hands occasionally grazing to more private parts. Fun. We built a good rapport, and then headed back to the LD rooms.

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