I feel like a regular, although...

I feel like a regular, although I guess a regular would come every week, whereas I make it here just a few times a season, but when I'm here, I regularly spend probably more than I should. Posters have commented how the songs are getting shorter and the prices are too high for their liking -- that's probably true. I just don't think there's a better option nearby, especially with the downturn in Providence. Put a different way, if you're willing to spend a little, you'll surely have a great time.

One has to be a little discriminating -- not every girl here is a looker, but almost all are friendly, willing to do more than just ask "wanna dance?", and actually sit down and chat. That's key, because as we all know, if there's no chemistry, then you're just playing roulette. But we're all foolish; I made that mistake, going for a hot girl who just didn't really seem to care for conversation. Sure enough, the lap dance was boring. But then one of my ATFs showed up, and oh yeah, she knew which buttons to push (and rub and ride), and then she referred me to her sultry friend, who went an unexpected extra mile. Who knew I had a second round in me? Finally, the witty hottie I had been eyeing for awhile became free. We hit if off; the dance was a little bit PG, but we still made it to the finish line.

As you can see, a good time was had, although the dollars added up. Sigh. On balance, still worth it; these memories are irreplaceable.