Comments by SamPerkins_420

dang you got ripped off, meth'd out stripper passing out on you then shaking you down for extra after the deed was done. ~~BuT aT lEaSt YoU dIdN't HaVe To VaLeT~~

The last thing anyone would describe Atlantis as, is a budget bar or even average priced.

@Mr. Monger, all good. I usually monger at the low or mid end places nearby on MI Ave, but this was a special occasion with a friend I never see, who lives in a town with a terrible club scene. Between drinks and two rounds with women, my friend spent close to a grand. And for me I can't emphasize enough how stunning the girl I had was. Just a ten all around. Said she was 21, even if she's older I couldn't tell I'm in my 40's. Perfect body for me, perfect face hair & tan, smelled great, enthusiastic service. I'm very happy with the return I got on my money.

lol PL2 is a troll, I have him on ignore on here, wish I could do the same on USASG. Let me guess, he complained about valet saying they will hold my car hostage, and complained that I tipped a bouncer even though no door fee.

The quality has gone downhill so much lately. You are totally right about the massive fat women that just stand on stage holding the pole. They're so big I cannot even look at them so IDK if they take any clothes off, but regardless they shouldn't be there in the first place.

Hey Puddytat, thanks! I was going to go with Katie*, but thought that might be too obvious.

@Aham5144 - BY has some bizarre stripper white knighting obsession. Say anything she doesn't approve of - dancers were fat, overweight, old, had saggy tits, funky teeth, bad breath, basically ANYTHING - and she'll go off on you while also suggesting that you are fat, old, etc. Picking out whores at strip clubs is literally going to a meat market, which she clearly doesn't get.

Good to hear Subi's was bumping again recently, although this is in direct contrast with the next Subi's review which said 6 dancers and 5 patrons were in on a Thurs night. I've never seen close to 25 (or more) dancers in there at once, will definitely check out again soon.

BubbleYum, have you ever been to Bogart's? Most of the dancers there are huge, and or really old. You don't have to attack every user on here that comments on dancer's looks. Nobody needs to be a physician to look at a woman wearing hardly any clothes and determine whether she's fat. And if you REALLY want to get pedantic, BMI is meaningless. And like always, the consumer's opinion matters most. If he thinks the dancers are fat and gross and doesn't want to spend his money on them, that's his absolute right.

Bubble, we're the consumers that are spending the money. The product we're paying for is literally paraded in front of us wearing minimal clothing, then takes that clothing off. It's a cattle show and we are explicitly there to judge. Maybe you should try cutting out the carbs for a month, you'll be amazed at how much fat you'll shed.

I prefer sitting at the bar there, but the main bar is usually crowded with regulars. In that case I'll usually sit at the smaller, upper bar that is next to the small stage. Makes it easy to see everything, drawback is I'm far away from women coming out of the dressing room which means other mongers can grab them first, or they may choose to sit with them. If I'm at the upper bar and see someone dancing I'm interested in, I will usually tip them and ask them to come directly to me when done onstage.

BubbleYum just doesn't get it that we, the customers, are literally there to judge the dancers appearances. Bogie's & Henry's are full of beached whales.

Who was the fat annoying girl? I've been pestered there by Chloe who fits the bill - fat (white) girl, always seems fucked up like drunk or high, and never gets the hint. I actually walked out of there once because she was so annoying & refused to get the hint.

who was the ex-Criket blonde, did you get a name? There's one tall, pretty one that used to be there a while but she disappeared some time in the last 12 months or so.

Stacy is fun, I've seen her there a few times. I think I know who you're talking about with the glasses & great body. I saw her there a few weeks ago, tipped her on stage, but like your visit she just ran back to a regular at the bar afterwards and never again left his side in the 90+ minutes I was there.

Or try BT's dayshift, it is just down the street. BT's will charge cover though, unlike Criket, so you are best off checking out Criket first then heading over to BT's if nothing is to your liking.

Perfect description of the place.

@Pepsi it's been spelled out on here before. There's a one drink minimum and you're expected to order as soon as you sit down. And that drink is full price regardless of any special at the same time.

Who were the dancers from other clubs you recognized?

Names & details are literally why I'm here

I went to the old Booby Trap on 8 Mile on Halloween years ago (like 2002-ish). It was actually great! At the time, I was living in Royal Oak in a rental home with friends and we already had trick or treaters at like 3 pm, and of course no candy because we were a bunch of 20-something stoners. So we turned off all the lights, and went to the Trap. It was a blast. All the dancers were in costume, they had a free buffet, and drink specials. The old man owner was there buying drinks for everyone, and there wasn't a huge crowd. Besides me & my two roommates, there were maybe 4-5 other guys. Eventually, the dancers pushed together a couple of the high top tables along the wall opposite the bar, and most of the guys, dancers and owner all sat at it doing shots & eating bar food like wings. At one point I got a dancer sitting next to me to rub me under the table, then took her in back for a handy (all she would do). We ended up staying there until like 9 pm bc we didn't want to return home to trick or treaters. Summary: Halloween at the titty bar was awesome.

Here's the secret: There are always more women you can speak with - I can just send her away and start chatting with the next one. Or get in my car and go to the next SC. Not only that, but she can also look around and see that I was the only one there that wasn't a regular just hanging out at the bar, and those guys obviously weren't spending money on dances or VIP. There's no guarantee anyone else will come in on a random Monday afternoon in Nov. And $140 is still better for her than $0, which is the amount of money she would've gotten out of me otherwise. BubbleYum & others are free to call me cheap or whatever else they want to. Personally, I call it smart business. Lots of supply, minimal demand, and I'm the one with the cash on me. Either agree to my price or make no money, pretty easy answer.

I went last week on a day shift Mon or Tues. It's a good club, but can't say the same for HTXX's review.

And forget about Joker & his evaluation criteria, he just lurks this site all day and craps on everyone else's reviews. Not different from desert scrub calling everything a shill review club ad.

I'm with Pepsi. You have to take some initiative and let a girl know. Easiest way is to tip them onstage - tip them a couple of times even to get your point across. And don't sit at the bar sit in a little table by the stage so it's easy for one to pull up a chair next to you. Or utilize the waitress. When she brings you back her drink just tip her an extra few dollars and ask to send over the girl you're interested in. They will.