Hanks comes through

It's been some time since I was in the Detroit area. I've kept in touch with a favorite dancer of mine who works afternoon at hanks. I got there around 3pm, paid the $5 cover, and sat down. I was surprised by how many girls were there, about 10. All but 2 were white or Hispanic, and none were below a 4. In fact 4 ladies were sitting all in a row, and they were all decent. I ordered my $10 water and asked about the dancer I had come to see. I was told she was in the dressing room. So I waited.

One of the ladies, a chubby young Cuban, came by and asked if I wanted a dance. I declined, and put a $5 in her top, while grabbing a big handful of boob. Eventually the girl I had come to see came out. We went straight to the back where I paid the $10 for the wristband, and proceeded to the last booth. The booths are small, but my girl knew how to stand up on the bench so her privates were right in my face. After a song of this, I got her to sit on the floor and play some uncovered Billy Joel. She was pretty good, but kept starting to doze off. Grabbing her behind the head brought her back. I suspect she had spent the 20 minutes in the dressing room getting chemically balanced.

I gave her $200, but she asked for $40 more, so I gave her that too. All business. I got a free pass to bogarts on the way out. I went to bogarts and had a $10 water and a $22 16 ounce prime rib with mashed potatoes. This is a special they have on Wednesdays. I swear it was the best prime rib I've ever had. No salad, vegetable or bread, just the meat and potatoes. People were getting it to go as well.