Reviews by PortlandDave

I used to visit when it was Pitiful Princess. I've been at least twice since the management change. The first time was quite soon after. But not that it's been a while,…

This was my first time ever in Dolphin II. It was quite posh compared to the divey clubs I'm used to visiting in Portland. Dancers were at the higher end of the scale.…

It had been quite a while since i'd been to Dream On, which I now believe may be the easternmost club in the Portland area. Not much has changed over the years. Since this is…

Things seem pretty much the same here, but they've lost their lottery license. So things were quite a bit quieter when I dropped by in the afternoon. Same dancers, same awkward juke box / satellite…

I had only been here once before and that was a few years ago. Things didn't look very different this time. This is a large place, though it may not look it from the outside.…

It had been a while since I had been to Kittens. Partially because of my schedule and partly because it's not my favorite. On this visit at least, things appear to be getting…

I arrived about 12:15pm and there were 5 dancers working on 2 stages at 2 songs each stage. How nice it is to see so much going on at barely lunchtime. Pro: (1) Open at…

Arrived during noon hour. About 5 dancers on duty. 1-2 more came on about 1pm. All were attractive; none older like I've seen before. Half of the entertainment is the dancers coming around…

This review covers a couple of recent visits. I put down 'afternoon' though the visits have been between 11am and 1pm. Basically, this is a great place for early dancing. Both days, there were…

You never know what you're going to get here. Many days, there aren't many dancers and they're not quick to get up and dance on the stage. I guess that's because they make…

I'm not sure why this place hasn't had any reviews yet. I consider it to be the nicest peep show in San Diego. This review covers multiple visits. It's located on Convoy a…

This review covers my first two visits to this club, both in the afternoon. The M.O. is like Club Skinn, which is not surprising considering they're the same owner (or very close to…

Pretty quiet at 4pm. A little busier by 5. Club is quite large and PD area is pretty private. Five dancers total. All were attractive and fit, except one overweight black girl.…

My first visit to this club was about 3:30pm on a weekday afternoon. $15 cover/drink. The club was really nice. But no dancing. The "Show" part of the club's name isn't true.…

My first visit to this club was about 4pm on a weekday afternoon. Upon entering, I was the only customer. But they started having girls dancing every other song after I sat down.…

This place might be quite the find! Basically a lot like any other of Portland's scores of clubs. Two stages, DJ (I hate that), lots of mirrors. It was early evening when…

You've got to love a club that's got dancers going at 10:30 in the morning. Four dancers, two stages. Clearly overkill considering there's maybe one or two customers max at a time. Dancers…

Unassuming strip club along Barbur Blvd. It's bigger than it looks on the outside. L-shaped with stage in the far left corner as viewed from the street or front door. Somewhat limited…

This was my first visit in ages. I used to visit often when it was the Pop-A-Top. When I entered, there was no activity on the stage. And no visible activity in the club.…

First the bad news... They scanned my ID. I've never allowed this to happen before, but I allowed it. Read on to find out why. (Scanning is a sure sign…

I dropped in to visit one of my favorite clubs and they appeared to be scanning IDs. I didn't complete my visit. Apparently they got into trouble with the OLCC for selling alcohol to…

A couple of changes in recent months... Lottery machines are gone. In their place are a couple of private dance booths. They've moved the PD booths from the corner near the door…

One large open room with a very very large rectangular stage in the middle. Guys usually sit a little tables around the outside, but some might sit at the bar or even (more rarely)…

This club is only one of two in Portland that has morning dancers. Most clubs that advertise dancers starting at noon don't really have much going on until about 1pm. Dancers at most…

Shimmers is a large building right across the street from Fred Meyer. The building is quite unassuming as there is only a small sign on Foster. The purple color of the building might…