Reviews by jackslash

The Penthouse Club is the best of Detroit's Eight Mile Road strip clubs. It is upscale and safe, and you don't need to worry about thugs in the club. I came by…

Subi's is like a neighborhood bar with strippers. The bar is dark and small, but I would not call it a dive. It is clean and safe, and it is the best option…

I hit the Landing Strip around 3PM, and was surprised to find it was pretty busy for that time of day. About 20 customers were sitting around the stage or at the bar.…

An old favorite dancer texted me and told me she had gotten a new boob job. She asked me to come see her at the Landing Strip, and how could I say no? This is…

This was a disappointing visit to the Flight Club. The dancer line up was poor with none of the girls being over a 7 in my opinion, and there were few customers and…

I arrived at the Penthouse at 5PM, and it was fairly busy. I ordered a bucket of Bud ($36) and a French dip sandwich ($11). The drinks are always expensive, and the…

I had not been to the Criket in over a year, but I was passing by and decided to stop in. The address is on Michigan Avenue, but you need to turn on the…

I go to the Flight Club frequently. I have noticed lately that fewer dancers are working most days. On Friday at 4PM when all dancers must appear on stage, I counted only…

Every few years I stop in at Henry VIII to see if anything has changed, but it never has. This club is a dive. From the outside it looks like a…

I arrived at the Penthouse before 6PM, and thus avoided a cover charge. When I ordered a bucket of beer, I was charged only $20 because of a special. I don't remember any…

I got to the Flight Club around 3:30 PM and ordered a bucket of beer. A favorite blonde dancer stopped at my table to talk before going on stage. I told her…

Its sign calls Bogart's a "Gentlemen's Club", but that is a lie. No gentleman has ever entered that dark den. Bogart's is a dive, and it looks like one. It is a small,…

I always have fun at the Flight Club. It is a clean, upscale strip club with attractive dancers. I arrived late in the afternoon, and at this time beer buckets are on special--5 beers…

The Landing Strip is inconsistent in terms of the attractiveness of its dancers. This evening I saw a few dancers in the 7 to 8 range, but most were 6 or below. I arrived around…

I hit the Flight Club around 2PM and took a table by the stage. The club was very slow at this time, and as one of the few customers I attracted attention from the…

I was visiting Vienna, and after a long day of monuments and museums I felt the need to check out Goldentime. My hotel was near the Belvedere Palace, and I found on Google…

I visited the Flight Club on a Friday evening, and had a good time as usual. I arrived around 5PM, and so I did not need to pay the cover charge.…

I arrived at the Penthouse at 5PM, avoiding any cover charge. The club was pretty busy for a Thursday night. I saw over 20 dancers and about the same number of customers. I…

I came to the Landing Strip to see a dancer-friend who texted me she would be there. At 7PM all dancers came on stage, and I counted 20 of them, about 60% white…

I arrived at the Flight Club a little before 6PM, thus avoiding the cover charge. On this Friday before Christmas week, the club had decked itself with wreaths and lights and Christmas decorations, making…

The Landing Strip is small, clean strip club near Detroit Metro Airport. It is not as fancy as the Flight Club or the Penthouse, but it is definitely better than Bogart's or Henry…

I got to the Penthouse around 12:30, and ordered a french dip sandwich and a bucket of beer for lunch. The food was good as usual, and after satisfying my hunger I began paying…

The Criket is located on Michigan Avenue, but you have to drive around to the back to find the entrance and the parking lot. Parking is free and there is no valet. The…

I keep hearing rumors that the Flight Club's casino is going to re-open, but it hasn't happened. Construction workers were in the club last month, and what they did is remove the…

Flashdancers is on Broadway north of Times Square. As a tourist, I had seen all the ads for this club on the yellow cabs, and since I was passing by, I stopped in. The club…