Bogart's is not a Gentlemen's Club

Its sign calls Bogart's a "Gentlemen's Club", but that is a lie. No gentleman has ever entered that dark den.

Bogart's is a dive, and it looks like one. It is a small, one-story building, and inside it is anything but upscale or posh. The bar is dark and smoky, and the tables and chairs are old and uncomfortable. There is nothing luxurious about the place.

When I arrived, I saw about 20 customers and 6 or 7 dancers. Many people were smoking, although it is illegal. But if you care about legality, you would not come to Bogart's. The customers looked poor and dirty and dumb. If they had jobs, you know those jobs did not require a college education.