Henry VIII

Every few years I stop in at Henry VIII to see if anything has changed, but it never has. This club is a dive. From the outside it looks like a low class hang out, and the inside confirms it. The place is dark and unattractive, and the customers look like they work at minimum wage jobs or are unemployed.

I go to strip clubs to see attractive dancers. Henry's does not have any--or at least none were working while I was there. The girls were not in good shape and did not have nice faces. They were very friendly and offered a fun time. But I can't imagine paying for a lap dance with these girls and I certainly wouldn't want any more.

The hustle factor is low, and the dancers do not get offended when you tell them you're not interested. The prices are good, and you can have a beer and watch the show in peace. But I would rather spend more for better quality.