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WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q Why are strippers like slinkies? A They're…
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Q. What does it mean when a stripper is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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As a public service, I'm posting this video on how long to wash your hands. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY2750fMSAA
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Q. How can you tell when your ATF is enjoying sex? A. She'll call you from a motel.
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Life without love is meaningless. Love without life is necrophilia.
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Due to the advice to stay at home during the coronavirus pandemic, I'll only be telling inside jokes.
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The clubs are closed. When I invited a stripper over for OTC, this is how she showed up. https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=4288
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No customers is a problem for any business. https://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/elgin-courier-news/ct-ecn-elgin-blackjacks-gentlemens-club-closing-coronavirus-st-0320-20200319-avzreadwsvegba2xvmy7ytvacy-story.html
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The Flight Club announces it will be closed for several weeks. https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=4285
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“There were people doing lap dances,” Elorza said, telling reporters what police observed at the Wonderland Gentlemen’s Club. “I can’t think of anything more irresponsible at a time like this.” But it's the most fun way to contract the coronavirus. https://www.wpri.com/health/coronavirus/mayor-elorza-lap-dances-irresponsible-amid-coronavirus-outbreak/
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I read that some young people are referring to the coronavirus as the "boomer remover." Although I'm a boomer myself, I find this kind of funny. Funny but mean. The mortality rate for people over 60 is…
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Somehow I doubt the accuracy of this story. https://upnewsinfo.com/2020/03/17/man-gets-coronavirus-after-atlanta-lapdance-all-strip-clubs-closed/
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The effect of coronavirus on Las Vegas strippers. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8117537/Exotic-dancers-struggling-Las-Vegas-workers-wake-coronavirus.html
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"Gov. Gretchen Whitmer announced on FOX 2 she'll be issuing an order later today that will temporarily shut down all bars and restaurants, to take effect at 3 p.m. Monday." I assume strip clubs will be included in the shut down…
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https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/lap-dancing-club-offering-coronavirus-21696247
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Michigan white trash don't care about them coronaviruses: "A caravan of party buses packed with St. Patrick’s revelers set out from Taylor for a strip of bars in Corktown Sunday, where hundreds from across metro Detroit danced and mingled in shoulder-to-shoulder…
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https://nypost.com/2020/03/14/business-booming-for-cam-girls-amid-coronavirus-outbreak/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20200315&tpcc=morning_report&mpweb=755-8691817-711691148
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https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/otilliasteadman/coronavirus-sex-workers
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A coronavirus pandemic. A plague of locusts in East Africa. If any zombie strippers show up at the club, I'm outa here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekh3hsLpuSI
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I have a few questions for our dancers about the coronavirus inpact: 1. Are you seeing fewer customers at the clubs? 2. Are you making less money? 3. Are you worried about catching the coronavirus in the clubs? I haven't visited…
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The man was “angry about losing money to the dancers and wanted to find out where they were.” Don't go to strip clubs if you don't want to lose money. And a BB rifle? I lived in Texas…
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https://nypost.com/2020/03/10/how-nyc-strip-clubs-are-handling-the-coronavirus-outbreak/
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This story leaves me with so many questions. https://www.citizensvoice.com/news/gunshots-miss-woman-stepson-in-strip-club-shooting-1.2605443
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Maybe the strippers find the customers more attractive when they wear masks. https://www.tmz.com/2020/03/09/strip-clubs-giving-away-free-masks-hand-sanitizer-coronavirus/
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Larry Flynt's Hustler Club has a coronavirus PSA. https://www.tmz.com/2020/03/06/larry-flynt-hustler-club-coronavirus-psa-wash-hands-strippers-las-vegas/
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