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Why are strippers like slinkies?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q Why are strippers like slinkies? A They're…

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 4

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A stripper is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name

Q. What does it mean when a stripper is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 8

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How long you need to wash your hands

As a public service, I'm posting this video on how long to wash your hands. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY2750fMSAA

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 5

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How can you tell when your ATF is enjoying sex?

Q. How can you tell when your ATF is enjoying sex? A. She'll call you from a motel.

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 4

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Thoughts on life and love

Life without love is meaningless. Love without life is necrophilia.

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 4

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Stripper Jokes

Due to the advice to stay at home during the coronavirus pandemic, I'll only be telling inside jokes.

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 12 9

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A stripper comes over for OTC

The clubs are closed. When I invited a stripper over for OTC, this is how she showed up. https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=4288

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 11

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Strip club tried to operate during coronavirus shutdown, ‘but nobody showed up

No customers is a problem for any business. https://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/elgin-courier-news/ct-ecn-elgin-blackjacks-gentlemens-club-closing-coronavirus-st-0320-20200319-avzreadwsvegba2xvmy7ytvacy-story.html

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2

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Flight Club closing announcement

The Flight Club announces it will be closed for several weeks. https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=4285

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 5

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Mayor Elorza: Lap dances ‘irresponsible’ amid coronavirus outbreak

“There were people doing lap dances,” Elorza said, telling reporters what police observed at the Wonderland Gentlemen’s Club. “I can’t think of anything more irresponsible at a time like this.” But it's the most fun way to contract the coronavirus. https://www.wpri.com/health/coronavirus/mayor-elorza-lap-dances-irresponsible-amid-coronavirus-outbreak/

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 1

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Boomer Remover

I read that some young people are referring to the coronavirus as the "boomer remover." Although I'm a boomer myself, I find this kind of funny. Funny but mean. The mortality rate for people over 60 is…

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 2

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Man Gets Coronavirus After Atlanta Lapdance – All Strip Clubs Closed!

Somehow I doubt the accuracy of this story. https://upnewsinfo.com/2020/03/17/man-gets-coronavirus-after-atlanta-lapdance-all-strip-clubs-closed/

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 5

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'When I give a lap dance, I tell the guys I don't want to be touched.'

The effect of coronavirus on Las Vegas strippers. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8117537/Exotic-dancers-struggling-Las-Vegas-workers-wake-coronavirus.html

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 16

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Michigan is shutting down all bars and restaurants

"Gov. Gretchen Whitmer announced on FOX 2 she'll be issuing an order later today that will temporarily shut down all bars and restaurants, to take effect at 3 p.m. Monday." I assume strip clubs will be included in the shut down…

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 11

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Coronavirus-free lap dances

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/lap-dancing-club-offering-coronavirus-21696247

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 1

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'We Came To Get F---Ed Up:’ Detroit St. Paddy’s Revelers Ignore Coronavirus

Michigan white trash don't care about them coronaviruses: "A caravan of party buses packed with St. Patrick’s revelers set out from Taylor for a strip of bars in Corktown Sunday, where hundreds from across metro Detroit danced and mingled in shoulder-to-shoulder…

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 3

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Business booming for cam girls amid coronavirus outbreak

https://nypost.com/2020/03/14/business-booming-for-cam-girls-amid-coronavirus-outbreak/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20200315&tpcc=morning_report&mpweb=755-8691817-711691148

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 3 14

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Sex Workers Are Facing Increasingly Risky Conditions As The Coronavirus Spreads

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/otilliasteadman/coronavirus-sex-workers

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 3

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Zombie strippers

A coronavirus pandemic. A plague of locusts in East Africa. If any zombie strippers show up at the club, I'm outa here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekh3hsLpuSI

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 1

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Questions for dancers about coronavirus impacts

I have a few questions for our dancers about the coronavirus inpact: 1. Are you seeing fewer customers at the clubs? 2. Are you making less money? 3. Are you worried about catching the coronavirus in the clubs? I haven't visited…

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 7

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Frightened patrons flee Austin strip club after man brings BB rifle

The man was “angry about losing money to the dancers and wanted to find out where they were.” Don't go to strip clubs if you don't want to lose money. And a BB rifle? I lived in Texas…

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 3

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How NYC strip clubs are handling the coronavirus outbreak

https://nypost.com/2020/03/10/how-nyc-strip-clubs-are-handling-the-coronavirus-outbreak/

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2

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Gunshots miss woman, stepson in strip club shooting

This story leaves me with so many questions. https://www.citizensvoice.com/news/gunshots-miss-woman-stepson-in-strip-club-shooting-1.2605443

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2 1

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STRIP CLUBS FIND A WAY TO HELP OUT ... Free Masks, Sanitizer!!!

Maybe the strippers find the customers more attractive when they wear masks. https://www.tmz.com/2020/03/09/strip-clubs-giving-away-free-masks-hand-sanitizer-coronavirus/

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 2

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CORONAVIRUS WON'T SHUT US DOWN

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club has a coronavirus PSA. https://www.tmz.com/2020/03/06/larry-flynt-hustler-club-coronavirus-psa-wash-hands-strippers-las-vegas/

jackslashElite Reviewer6 yrs ago 1 3
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