Reviews by kongorilla

This is a review from a visit about three weeks ago. The spacious free parking hasn’t changed, nor has the exterior of the building. The interior has changed quite a bit. As you enter (free before…

This is a regular stop for me. Nice building with smoking patio, clean interior with two stages, with a largish parking lot. It seems like a safe area. There was a bouncer at 8…

This was my first ever visit to this club in downtown Portland. Amazingly, I found parking right across the street from the entrance. There was a doorman who checked ID and did a pat down,…

This was my first Friday afternoon visit in a very long time. The club has a large and free parking lot, and no cover in the afternoon. The interior was large and fairly upscale, with…

I come here every month. Large parking lot, interior well kept up with two stages. Soda is $5, drinks price unknown. No bouncer in afternoon. Mostly pretty girls of various ethnicities, and they are mostly…

I arrived in the large parking about 2 pm on a Saturday, which is their Saturday opening time. Weekdays open at noon. Nice exterior of building, and there’s a sexy barista coffee stand, a food cart…

I’ve recently been arriving right at opening, at noon, because I know I can get I good 3/100 dance at that time without a bouncer looking in, or much competition for the attention of the…

The basics: clean club with two stages, several lap dance areas, plentiful parking, safe area of town, no cover before 6 (or at all weekdays?), no bathroom troll. One urinal was broken when I was…

Basics: large parking lot, no cover before 6, clean interior, two stages and an outside smoking area, no cameras in private dance areas. Soda has been raised to $5. Alcohol prices? I used to frequent Gold…

This was my first visit to Union Jacks in a long time, but it hasn’t changed much. Free parking off the busy street, but just a few spots so I can imagine parking being…

The basics: large, well lit parking lot; clean interior and exterior, no cover most hours and days; attractive, mostly white dancers. A main stage and a minor stage. Bathrooms ok. No food service, but…

I went on a Thursday evening. Smallish but free parking lot right off 82nd Ave. No doorman or entrance fee. Diet Coke was $3, if I remember correctly. A bartender and a security guy…

Details out of the way.. large parking lot, largish and clean interior, with two stages. I only bought a $4 cola. Entry is free before 6, I think $5 after. The Gold Club used to be…

My first visit to Venue, and it didn’t seem much different than the previous club Mystic. Exterior of the building was modern and attractive (used to be a Hooters) and the parking lot was fairly large…

I hadn’t visited 205 in years because it’s mostly a tip at the rail type of club, not for people who like lapdances. A dancer I knew said she was going to be there,…

Apparently, the Gold Club is no longer the Gold Cub, all GC signage is gone, but hasn’t been replaced with another name. Otherwise, there have been some changes to the interior also. There is now…

I hadn’t been to shimmers since before Covid, and after reading some of the positive reviews here I decided to try my luck again. No masks. Not much has changed, smallish parking lot that’s a…

This was first visit to this location since it was Jodie’s years ago. Exterior of the building was fine, in what seemed to be a safe location right off Glisan, between a Taco Bell and McDonalds.…

This review is from a couple weeks ago, so I can hope things have changed since then. Ample parking, a safe location, and working restrooms. Gold used to be an actual gentleman’s club. The thing…

This review is from about a month ago, when COVID restrictions were very relaxed in Oregon. I’ve been here many times through the years, and not much has changed. Kinda worn looking exterior building, interior fairly…

The basics..parking is on a side street off of Glisan. A small, well maintained building on the outside, and the interior is nicely appointed with three rooms, a bathroom, and an ATM. One of the…

My first visit to Gold Club since the Governor lifted the restrictions on June 30. This means no masks for dancers, bar staff or patrons. All the former plastic dividers are gone and you can…

My first visit to Cabaret since the Covid thing. Parking lot still spacious, and the interior still had its unique tiered seating. It was clean, including the restrooms. There is a two cola minimum. $8.…

This was my first visit to Tommy’s since September. Place hasn’t changed too much, still a crappy looking exterior with a fairly clean and nicely appointed interior, except the toilet in the men’s room was…

This was my second visit since indoor seating in bars and restaurants opened to 50% capacity in this area. The club was running a covered outdoor dance area with seating, but no lap dances just…