Reviews by kongorilla

This was my second visit since indoor seating in bars and restaurants opened to 50% capacity in this area. The club was running a covered outdoor dance area with seating, but no lap dances just…

After many months, I decided to try this place again. My last visit was pleasant enough. Easy to find location right off 82nd, and parking is in the street. Since this isn’t a bar…

This visit was a major disappointment. They have really tightened up the Covid precautions to nearly ridiculous levels when compared to just a couple weeks previous. The club is well appointed and clean, and located in…

My first visit to Tommy’s since Portland partially opened a couple months ago due to the pandemic. Not much has changed here. It has a fairly large and free parking lot that only had a…

Things have slowed down some since June, because other nearby counties have opened and now you have more clubs to chose from. The club opens at noon. The good news is this is still a nice…

Not really a strip club, no bar, no stage and it’s in a house. It does have an ATM. There is parking in the street, in what seems to be a nice neighborhood. I was…

After several months of being closed due to the virus, the Gold Club was allowed to open three weeks ago. There are some changes.... 1. You can no longer sit at the stage, the closest seating…

So this place is much different than the clubs I usually attend. First off, it’s a house and not a bar. Second, there seems to be only two girls per shift. Third, they are open…

Not really a review, just giving out a possible update. Club Whispers in Portland has apparently closed. Their website is gone and for sale. Their Facebook page was last updated on December 10th, stating that…

This is an update of my review from March, where a dancer had told me all the fun activities were being monitored and there were cameras in the rooms. You can go back and read…

I visit here often, just not on Sundays as I did this week. Large parking lot, no valet and well lit. It’s in a safe part of town. Interior design of the building was fairly…

I’ve been to this club twice now in the past month, mainly looking for a particular dancer, K. She was there the second visit, so that Is what this review will cover. Oasis is located…

Scarlet is right off Division street, and is a small building with a small parking lot. The building looked better than when it was Pitiful Princess and is no longer tagged with gang graffiti. Place…

Another visit to the Gold Club, this time in the early evening. No cover at that time. It’s a more upscale club for the Portland area, with two big stages, large bar and pool table…

I have never been a fan of this place, but today was a bit better visit. I arrived about 7. The parking lot is fairly small, maybe 12 spaces on the entrance side of the building.…

Cabaret II never fails to give one an interesting experience. Some days the girls are so-so and just hang out with the bar fly’s. Other days they are plenty of hotties to go around.…

I visit Tommy’s every few months, because with the right girl in the very private dance area it can be lots of fun. This time not so much (but the girl was very attractive…

I haven’t been to the Acropolis in years, and probably won’t be again. First there isn’t much parking on location. Second, the interior and exterior haven’t aged well, it looks like it hasn’t changed…

My first visit back to the old Pallas building in many years. The exterior didn't look much different than it did years ago,; not rundown but looking a bit worn. Before entering the club the…

I go to the club a couple times monthly and have reviewed it several times. It is a nice, safe club and you can read my earlier reviews on this club for the specifications of…

Tommy's hasn't changed it look or the quality of strippers in the past few years that I have been visiting here. There is turnover of dancers here, more frequently in the evenings than the mornings/afternoon.…

This is my favorite cub in the Portland area. The club is pretty good looking inside and out, and even the restroom was clean this time. There now is even a paper towel dispenser in…

This was my first visit to Shimmers in many months. It hadn't changed much. It still was in a fairly difficult to reach location just off 82nd and Foster Road. Parking lot was small, and…

Dancers with no ambition seems to be a theme at this club. Once they leave the stage the dancers either seem to sit at the bar at go out to the smoking porch, never to…

I have been coming to this small club in SE Portland for several years now, but not on a regular basis. It has really picked up the last few months with plenty of dancers and…