Got a free pass for this...

Got a free pass for this place, only reason I went. For starters, they've got valet parking. Sorry, but anywhere in New York I want my car LOCKED with the keys in MY pocket. Also, I can park it myself, thank you. Inside, the place is very upscale, which is the only reason it got a 3 rating. Bouncers wearing tuxedos, high priced drinks, pretty waitresses and bartender, good looking dancers-----------wait a sec, I got there at about 11:30 at night and there wasn't anybody dancing. Come to think of it, nobody got on stage for the hour or so that I was there. Are we sure this is a strip club?