As a strip club, it's a...

As a strip club, it's a zero. As a bar, it's a six.

Let me paint the picture. I walk into what appears to be a neighborhood bar. There's a DJ to the right of the door, some decent blues music is playing, and there's a stage behind and to the left of the DJ. "Howyadoin", he says. "You just missed the darts tournament". Darts??? In a strip club???

Suddenly I notice a fairly attractive young lady coming in to the bar and over to the DJ. "Hmmmmm" I thinks. "Maybe this is one of the dancers and she's getting the music for her set".

No such luck. She's there with her husband/boyfriend/co-workers and just requested a song. OK, the beer is good, prices are OK and the music is still FINE.

A hand touches my arm and a sultry voice says "Hi". I turn around and I'm looking at one of the skankiest dancers I've ever seen. She's overweight, overage and over my shoulder.