Reviews by Roman Man

First time visitor to the Oasis. There's a temperature check at the door (as well as a metal detector), but no mask enforcement anywhere in the club. It seems as though there are a…

First time to a strip club in the pandemic era. Valet parking is gone and a queue forms at the entrance for a pat down, then a temperature check and finally to be seated.…

Made another trip to the Gold Club on a weekday night around 9pm. As usual, there was hardly anyone there. The club itself is on the higher end of the scale, but smoking…

The Landing Strip is certainly a notch or several below Flight Club, both in the attractiveness of the girls and the club itself. Valet is $7 and entry is $10 plus beer is $8.…

Gold Club always seems on the brink of a disastrous visit. It's usually slow on weekdays and the stage shows are bad. Many girls go through the motions and stay in their bikinis.…

Solid Gold is a solid choice (and maybe the only one) for Memphis. There's lots of self-parking and it's just off the freeway. The downside is that most of the girls in this…

There's not much to choose from in Jackson, but this is supposedly the best. All the clubs are basically on the same block. Cover and drinks are reasonable, but the dance prices are…

Bourbon Street has many options. The Penthouse Club offers a good number of attractive girls albeit at steep prices. The cover is $12 and they stamp your wrist upon entry. There are…

There's no cover during the day for Risque. There's parking along the side of the building, but the area isn't great. You pass through a metal detector and there's a main stage inside…

Driving to the PHC is intimidating. It's located near Kensington, which apparently is a drug dealing mecca in the city. Fortunately, it's not too far off from the freeway and it's in an…

Atlantis is a mostly black club underneath a Chili's. The lot in back is shared by several restaurants so street parking is your likely option. Cover and drinks are $7, which is steep…

Of the major Philly clubs, Delilah's has the best parking situation. They have their own lot with ample, free parking. As you become familiar with some of the neighborhoods here, you realize this…

This is your no frills, local bar type of establishment. There's no cover, free parking and inexpensive beer. It's one of the few places I've been to that has nude dancing and alcohol.…

This club takes you to Vegas. They have entertainers out of Cirque du Soleil that exclusively perform on sheets hanging from the main stage. It's something I've never seen before. This club…

Rick's was slow on a Sunday night. They don't serve alcohol and have no televisions so that might explain part of it. There were only about 10 girls but they were above average…

This club is not necessarily seedy but certainly no frills. There's a $15 cover with soft drinks included. Only a few girls on the night I was there and some were no doubt…

Club Rouge can be hit or total miss. My most recent visit was around 8pm on a weekday night. There was no one on stage and no music. Why do you open…

The Cheetah had a good crowd by 4:30 in the afternoon. They charge $2 to self park but no cover during the day. An interesting observation about this club is that there were…

The Hollywood Club looks like some 1960s Xanadu. Seriously, you could envision orgies and porn flicks being shot here. Sure enough they have porn blaring on multiple television sets. Since there seems…

The club is right off I-95 as are a lot of the strip clubs in the area. You'll see the sign sure enough, but the parking lot is a little tricky because you need…

Tootsie's gets a lot of hype for producing mediocre girls. Clearly, it has the least attractive lineup of any of the higher ranking clubs in the Miami area. The women range from pretty…

I didn't fully believe the postings about arriving early to get a good seat. I believe it now. Folks in Atlanta love their strip joints. I've never seen a club so packed…

Spearmint Rhino tends to have a sparse crowd until 10 or 11 pm. A positive development is that the lap dance prices have been reduced to $20 like most other clubs. They used…

When you realize the wait staff is better looking than the girls on stage you know it's going to be an unproductive night. Night Trips OKC is not nearly as good as its sister…

The Cheetah is a short drive north of downtown. Valet is $3 and the cover was $10. Compared to Follies this club seems spacious and tame. Girls line up on two side…