Tootsie's gets a lot of hype...

Tootsie's gets a lot of hype for producing mediocre girls. Clearly, it has the least attractive lineup of any of the higher ranking clubs in the Miami area. The women range from pretty good looking to downright scary. Given the size of the club and all the private rooms and the imitation Moulin Rouge, you would think it's upscale. I can't comment on the second floor VIP, but the main stage area is decorated like some dive bar in anywhere USA. The number of dancers was hugely disappointing for a Saturday. Patrons far outnumbered girls and to make matters worse the girls don't circulate much. At least not the few good looking ones. Maybe it was an off day or too early an hour but this was the worst experience I've had in Miami. Perhaps the extras make up for the lack of everything else, but on this day it failed to live up to the hype. One positive comment I can post is that I love the lighting in the lap area. Usually it's so dark you can't see a foot in front of you. Here you can. Again, too bad what you see isn't gonna be that attractive.