Reviews by sandyman

Doing a mini-ESL tour. Drove by and was surprised to see that Cheeks was open and Wise Guys was closed. They are sister clubs and apparently only have enough staff to keep one open at…

When I’m in the area, I like to pop in here, just to see the variation in talent. I was pleasantly surprised at the quantity available. I have been here in the past when there…

Second stop on the Friday afternoon tour. I haven’t been there since the before the pandemic and they have done an extensive remodeling. Got there about 4:30, so there was no cover fee. Big club,…

Another stop on the Friday afternoon tour. There is a long bar in front of you as you walk in, with stages at both ends of the room, with the one on the left being…

Decided to do mini-ESL tour on a Friday afternoon. Started with Kitty’s, hoping a friend was going to be there. Got there a little after 2, and it looked that were just opening. The bartender…

Got there a little after 6 on a Saturday afternoon. Sign said there was a mandatory $3 charge to go to the state (a “pole” tax?😊). When you enter, the bar is on the right and…

I used to frequent this place when I was in town, but haven't been there since the start of the pandemic. I always liked it because it had a low-key vibe and could get some…

First visit since the pandemic started. No real changes to the facility. When you enter, there is an enormous bar in front of you with seating at the bar. There is a stage to the…

Went by on a Friday afternoon. Got there around 2. There is a $10 membership fee, which is good for a year and allows you to bring a friend. They don’t give you a card,…

Second stop of the Peoria tour. The club is actually in a separate nearby city, but easy to find with your GPS. Cover was $10 and a bottle of water was $4. My first impression…

Third stop on the Peoria tour and definitely didn’t save the best for last. Club is in an industrial area, with limited parking in front of the club. Several bikes were at the curb when…

Went by on a Friday night. First stop on a Peoria tour. Cover was $7. Walked in and was surprised at the size of the club. High ceilings and had somewhat of a Vegas feel,…

I got there about 1:30 on a Friday afternoon. There were a number of cars parked around the building, so I expected a large crowd of patrons, but they must have belonged to the…

This was the third club of the evening in this area and was the most disappointing. First of all, it was the only place that wanted to take a picture of my ID “for my…

On my way back to my hotel in Orlando after an evening of fun in Cocoa Beach. Happened to see this club and decided to check it out. I knew the Orlando clubs have a…

First time visiting this place. Got there Wednesday around 6:30 (This becomes important later.) The stage is right in front of you when you walk in and the bar area is on the left. There…

Arrived about 4:30 on. Wednesday afternoon. Convenient parking in the back of the club. From that entrance, the bar is on the right and the dance area is on the left. I ordered a bottle…

Started out fine. I had been here before and chose Tuesday because of the $5 dances. When you enter there is a girl collecting a cover charge. (It was either 5 or 10 dollars.) As…

It has been at least a year since I was in Austin and visited this club. I normally go in the early afternoon, but this time it was closer to 5pm. Changes I noticed since…

This used to be one of my “go to” afternoon clubs. Due to other circumstances, it has probably been a year since I visited. (They also went through a period of changing starting times, and…

I actually visited this club three times in three days, but two of the visits were to specifically see a dancer that I know from the Olympic Garden days (RIP). They were early morning visits…

Visited shortly after noon on a Monday. I know it is a matter of dispute among some club goers, but I ate their lunch special and it was actually quite good (Cajun chicken and pasta).…

Went by on a Wednesday afternoon, mainly because I had never been to this club, and was attracted to the nude dancers. There was supposed to be a cover charge, but I flirted with the…

Went by on a early Thursday afternoon specifically to see Capri. I only get to Austin occasionally, but it is nice to know that I can count on having a good time when I know…

I have been going to MK in the afternoon for years. Things are always laid back and management isn't as strict. I went by on a Monday afternoon. It was the day before the July…