The Cheetah
Atlanta, GA
Quite the decent club. Two bars flank the large room, with two narrow show stages just in front of the bars' seating area. A more traditional oval stage is at rear; about five dancers…
nogoatee· 8 yrs agoLido Lounge
New York, NY
This is an email-list-only floating club, with a handful of regular locations that run tues-weds-thurs. I went to their midtown location, near Rockefeller Center, which was fully club-like: fancy bar, full liquor, etc etc. Because there's…
nogoatee· 10 yrs agoElysium
Detroit, MI
Worth a trip to update my opinion of Detroit's old reliable. If you have the cash, this is still the place to go in the motor city. Good mix of dancers (although not as hot…
nogoatee· 12 yrs agoDream Girls
Lincoln Park, MI
These franchisees of the Flynt name vary in quality-- but I guess that's better than being consistently mediocre (coughdejavucough). Maybe it's because I was visiting on a wednesday night of a holiday week-- anyone…
nogoatee· 13 yrs agoSuper Fuego
Bladensburg, MD
First time visitor on a Friday night, around 11; pretty strict security which may explain why the place was nearly empty. It's BYOB and I wish I had. A dozen or so mostly latin…
nogoatee· 13 yrs agoFlashdancers Midtown
New York, NY
It's been a while since I'd been at this well-known Manhattan outpost. The layout and format haven't changed: 2 dancers behind the bar, 1 on the furthest "VIP" stage, and 4 dancers on the main…
nogoatee· 13 yrs agoElysium
Detroit, MI
Late on a friday the place was packed but the ladies were, oddly, not up to the standards one has come to expect at PH-- typically the Motor City's best area club for well-dressed, in-shape…
nogoatee· 14 yrs agoRick's Cabaret New York
New York, NY
You know the energy that a crowded club can have? When they boys have come lookin' and the girls are happy to be found? That's what was happening this saturday night at Rick's.…
nogoatee· 14 yrs agoFlight Club
Inkster, MI
Slow Monday afternoon at FC. No cover makes my value rating one notch higher. The club itself, with the whole casino revamp, is actually kind of cramped compared to pre-casino days. (On the other hand,…
nogoatee· 14 yrs agoElysium
Detroit, MI
Late on a weeknight this favorite did not disappoint. Although only 12-15 ladies were on shift, I leaned into a seat at the back of the bar and ordered a drink. From this vantage, you…
nogoatee· 14 yrs agoCamelot
Washington, D.C., DC
Haven't been to this spot in too long-- and after this visit I forget why. Drinks are typically priced, non-dance staff is typically brusque (unless you're a regular), dancers select their own music (a pleasant…
nogoatee· 15 yrs agoFlashdancers Midtown
New York, NY
Revisited this Manhattan institution on a peak saturday night, with lights down low and music blasting. The formula here hasn't changed in decades (except for the addition of a sushi bar (!) for snacks): $20…
nogoatee· 15 yrs agoRick's Cabaret New York
New York, NY
For a manhattan club, this place is decent. A friday night-out crowd (incl. a number of women out with the guys) but not jam-packed (second floor was almost empty the two times I looked). Decent…
nogoatee· 16 yrs agoForeplay Gentlemen’s Club
Baltimore, MD
I dunno, I just don't get the appeal of the whole Baltimore block. With the gentrification of the downtown, this part of town just feels sort of... touristy. That said, Hustler is the best of the…
nogoatee· 16 yrs ago 1Players Club
Rosedale, MD
Getting to be holiday season, which means new dancers at the clubs. Stopped by and renewed membership at PC and saw several new, um, faces. This spot is always hit-or-miss for me, but this visit…
nogoatee· 16 yrs agoDéjà Vu Lansing
Lansing, MI
The Lansing branch of this chain is huge-- and must get packed on peak nights (other than a tuesday night, when I attended). As it was, there was a decent crowd and about a dozen…
nogoatee· 16 yrs agoFlight Club
Inkster, MI
After seeing sister club Penthouse, decided to check out the original FC. Somewhat smaller than the sister, but virtually identical layout: main stage with drop-down motorcycles and wind-blown effects, side stage closer to booths, and…
nogoatee· 17 yrs agoElysium
Detroit, MI
First visit to this well-reviewed spot. Two levels main floor, balcony ringing it above lined with curtained booths and a bar at one end. Not especially crowded-- recession rules clearly in effect. Motorcycles hang from…
nogoatee· 17 yrs agoMcDoogals
Riviera Beach, MD
First visit in a while to this off-the-beaten path club that tries harder. The women are not all beauties, the club has sort of a clunky layout where the only good sightlines are at the…
nogoatee· 17 yrs agoMcDoogals
Riviera Beach, MD
Good solid neighborhood-style club that has somehow gained a reputation beyond the neighborhood. Layout is a bit clunky, with dancers performing behind the rectangular bar (bartenders/staff thus are distracting) and then, as noted by…
nogoatee· 17 yrs agoPlayers Club
Rosedale, MD
Off-peak is the time to come for lower-pressure nights at this longtime Balto favorite. The ladies vary, by night and season, but all know the drill and have the skills to please. It's not a…
nogoatee· 17 yrs agoCamelot
Washington, D.C., DC
On the one hand, these are gorgeous women-- nothing worse than a 7. On the other hand, they dance only on a small 6x6 mirrored stage-- and nowhere else. No couch, no vip, no table…
nogoatee· 17 yrs ago
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