motorhead

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  11 years ago
  Déjà Vu Lansing

  Lansing, Michigan
  Went on a Saturday night and...

  Went on a Saturday night and this night the Lansing club was host to an annual lap dance competition known as Melonfest. There were lots of dancers in the club. Probably close to 50....
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  11 years ago
  Hollywood Cabaret

  Southington, Connecticut
  Was in Hartford for some meetings...

  Was in Hartford for some meetings but my hotel was in Southington. Being from the Midwest, I would pronounce it south-ing-ton, but the locals get offended by that and seem to prefer suth-ing-ton. Had...
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  11 years ago
  Déjà Vu Lansing

  Lansing, Michigan
  Arrived early evening right before the...

  Arrived early evening right before the 8pm shift change, so was fortunate to see some dancers from both shifts. I had a "real" free pass, the kind that entitles me to free admission...
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  12 years ago
  Déjà Vu Lansing

  Lansing, Michigan
  Went on a Saturday night. ...

  Went on a Saturday night. Had a free pass - not the fake kind where you still pay for the drinks - but the good kind. I was comped by the manager...
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  12 years ago
  Hip Hugger

  Kokomo, Indiana
  It's been awhile since I've been...

  It's been awhile since I've been here, but decided to stop in on my way back home after a trip to Indianapolis. Same old place. No update to the furniture. Bud...
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  12 years ago
  Flight Club

  Inkster, Michigan
  I don't normally visit strip clubs...

  I don't normally visit strip clubs during the day, but had a rare opportunity to visit the Flight Club on a weekday afternoon. I used the required valet parking and walked in. To my...
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  12 years ago
  Déjà Vu Lansing

  Lansing, Michigan
  Arrived early in evening and the...

  Arrived early in evening and the club was nearly empty. Only about 4 dancers and less than 10 customers. I didn't think there many dancers working that night until the DJ announced a 9...
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  12 years ago
  Déjà Vu Lansing

  Lansing, Michigan
  I used to be a very...

  I used to be a very regular customer but stopped coming. After a full year away, I decided to check it out. There was feature entertainer, but I never head of her, and that's...
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  12 years ago
  Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

  Kalamazoo, Michigan
  Stopped by after 10 pm on...

  Stopped by after 10 pm on a Friday night. Had a "free pass" which is totally bait-and-switch advertising tactics because it still cost $7 to get in. The price is for the drinks. Walked...
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  12 years ago
  Centerfolds

  Lansing, Michigan
  I said I would never step...

  I said I would never step foot in this club again, but happened to be in Lansing and thought I would give it a try. Stopped around 9 pm on a Friday night....
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  12 years ago
  Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

  Kalamazoo, Michigan
  Stopped in briefly after midnight on...

  Stopped in briefly after midnight on a Saturday. Plenty of dancers working but perhaps two - at best - were of my liking. One of those two is my current favorite, so...
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  12 years ago
  Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

  Kalamazoo, Michigan
  This club has had more ups...

  This club has had more ups and downs than the Dow. Back in the day, when the club was on Portage Road, in the sleazy part of town, they really had some smokin' hot...
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  12 years ago
  Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

  Kalamazoo, Michigan
  Visited a few weeks back on...

  Visited a few weeks back on a Saturday night. That night, a Deja Vu tradition, "Melonfest" was being held. Held in late summer, it's essentially a lap dance competition that pits a...
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  12 years ago
  Peek-A-Boo Lounge

  Bradenton, Florida
  Had to make a quick flight...

  Had to make a quick flight to the Sarasota/Bradenton area last week to tend some family business and couldn't resist the urge to stop into the Peek-a-Boo for a quick visit. This was one...
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  12 years ago
  Little Darlings

  Kalamazoo, Michigan
  Visited on a Saturday night. ...

  Visited on a Saturday night. Crowd was somewhat thin. Kalamazoo has known for it's downtown festivals that stretch throughout the summer, so the strip clubs tend to be an empty wasteland during...
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  12 years ago
  Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

  Kalamazoo, Michigan
  There have been some management changes...

  There have been some management changes at this club. The two senior managers were suddenly fired by corporate and replaced by some mangers from the LD club next door. It was a shock,...
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  12 years ago
  Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

  Kalamazoo, Michigan
  Went on a Saturday night. ...

  Went on a Saturday night. What started out as a slow night ended up being standing room only after 1:00 am. It seems Kalamazoo really likes to hide their strip clubs. Angels is off...
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  13 years ago
  Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

  Kalamazoo, Michigan
  I'm a semi-regular at this club....

  I'm a semi-regular at this club. Doorman knows me. Admission on a weekend night is $7 with the "free" pass which isn't really a "free" pass. A $7 drink purchase is...
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  13 years ago
  Little Darlings

  Kalamazoo, Michigan
  Walked in on Monday afternoon, January...

  Walked in on Monday afternoon, January 2nd. Apparently a bad choice. No cover charge and the waitress quickly came over. Only 2 other customers. No one on stage. I...
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  13 years ago
  Angels Gentlemen's Club

  Kalamazoo, Michigan
  This was my second trip to...

  This was my second trip to Angels. As before, this club may be a bit difficult to find. I'm from out of town but I know my way around Kalamazoo and I...
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  13 years ago
  Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

  Kalamazoo, Michigan
  I been to this club many...

  I been to this club many times before, but always on weekend nights. I happened to find myself in Kalamazoo on business on a weekday afternoon with time to kill so I stopped...
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  13 years ago
  Bogarts Lounge

  Inkster, Michigan
  I stopped in on a Friday...

  I stopped in on a Friday afternoon. Five dollar cover plus free parking. As described before, the place is a dump. They have a hand written board of food items on the menu. Some...
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  13 years ago
  Déjà Vu Lansing

  Lansing, Michigan
  I visited on a Friday evening....

  I visited on a Friday evening. A sparse crowd early but the club eventually got crowded when the bars closed at two. This club does not serve alcohol so it can stay open until...
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  13 years ago
  Little Darlings

  Kalamazoo, Michigan
  I see no reason to visit...

  I see no reason to visit this club unless you're an alcoholic and need a drink. The dancers next door at Deja Vu are like a jazillion (is that a word?) time hotter. The...