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10 years ago

Piccadilly Commandos

But Ah owes *everything* to Mr Head. 'E taught me to *walk*, and to *talk*, and to *dress*, like a regular LADY!...

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Most Popular "ATF" Name?

Judging by the "hacked" TUSCL password list from a few years ago, it apparently is "Jennifer". The obvious passwords were things like: Password, 123456, qwerty, stripper, and fuck Jennifer topped the list of names -- ...

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Life is a Cabaret, Old Chum

Been noticing several clubs with "cabaret" in their name. What exactly is a cabaret? I was home schooled and mom never taught me that word. But it doesn't sound like a fun place. ...

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Funny Club Names

I saw this one today for a club located in England: Ye Old Axe Kind of struck me as funny ...

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A dancer whom I've known for sometime approached me last night and we had a few dances. When we finished, she mentioned she was running in a mini-marathon on St. Patrick's...

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[OT] A Brilliant Quote ????

Brilliant quote by Colin Cowherd of ESPN: "Good looking people go into TV, smart people into newspapers, Radio gets the rest." I'm not sure if I agree with this statement. What smart person would go...

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Question on Re-occurring Problem

No...NOT that kind of problem. My equipment works just fine thank you. I can't find messages on the menu. The last item on the menu is Social Sex. (Yes, I...

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I've got nothing against faggots, I just don't fancy them

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)...

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Decisions, Decisions, Decisions

A 3-day pass for the Grateful Dead's farewell reunion show this summer are listed on StubHub for $116,000 Should I not miss this once in a lifetime opportunity---or should I just waste it on stripppers?...

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More Cash to Blow on Blowjobs

NASDAQ closed above 5000 for the first time since the Dot Com Era. Miss Upton, please allow me to ntroduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste ...

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, Columbian, and all over my lap when I'm driving. ...

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Put in Handcuffs: How Ironic

I thought only dirty old men did this in 70's porno theaters. http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/entertainment/2015/02/23/one-way-to-get-cuffed-woman-in-mexico-caught-masturbating-at-fifty-shades/...

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Ever wonder where some posters have disappeared to? I miss Bag Boy James. But I think I found him. I always wondered how he supported himself after leaving his job at the Piggly Wiggly...

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The Meaning of "G"

Why does LeBron James sign his Twitter comments "G"? I looked it up on urban dictionary and it could mean "gangsta" (or apparently now gansta). But LeBron doesn't seem like a gangsta. ...

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10 years ago

Songs in the Key of Life

Beyoncé.....mmm,mmm What a body. Killed it at the tribute for Stevie Wonder. Kind of a waste though. Like buying a Ferrari for Stephen Hawking ...

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NBA All-Star Game

So...no one watches the slam-dunk contest anymore, so they've jumped the shark and are having a fashion show. How gay is that? The host is pretty hot though. Nice tits. It's currently...

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i happened to run across a dancer on facebook that I've known for several years and learned her daughter's name is her stripper name. Seems a bit creepy to me. ...

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Super Bowl: the National Anthem

Who the fuck was that? How about someone we've head of. Like Lita Ford or Pat Benatar. ...

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Stopped at Dick's Sporting Goods last night and looked at some footballs. Instructions on how to inflate them: 1. Locate hole 2. Moisten hole 3. Insert pin 4. Pump several times...

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RIP: Rod McKuen

Poet. Songwriter. Singer. If you lived in the 60's and 70's you knew this guy. Even if you never saw this: http://youtu.be/WtESZkGAl0I I know you have to hsve heard this: http://youtu.be/cd_Fdly3rX8 I think...

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will this be a show on CBS's fall schedule: PSI: New England...

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Been there, done that

This new app allows you to get daily texts from a fake girlfriend. I thought that is what strippers are for. http://gizmodo.com/this-app-builds-you-a-fake-girlfriend-or-boyfriend-voi-1680660234...

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[OT]: Mars Hill College, Dukie, Hee Haw

Bear with me...I do have a point to this I saw a blurb on the Internet that Don Harron (aka Charlie Farquharson) died today. Born in Toronto, the character he created was well known...

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Follow-up: I-94 Pile-up

Just a follow up to the thread about the multi-car pile-up on Interstate 94 near Battle Creek, Michigan The final count of vehicles involved stands at 193 which is higher than first reported. 133...

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An Oldie But a Goodie

The Detroit Lions suck http://www.pleated-jeans.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/detroit-blow-newspaper-headline.jpg...

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The Changing Face of TUSCL

Maybe it's the New Year, but we have several new members - welcone. But where are some of the old guys? where is Juice ...

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Definition of a Hoe

A girl that matches her purse to her dress... But can't match her babies to their daddies ...

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As Cool as the Other Side of the Pillow

RIP Stuart Scott. One of the best ever at ESPN. ...

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I saw this posted on the Michigan TwoSheds board. "I've looked at tuscl, but something about it just annoys me." Annoying? What possibly could he find annoying on here?...

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Well, at least he didn't shoot her or put her in a choke hold

I thought it was a fair offer. http://www.people.com/article/new-hampshire-police-chief-charges-teen-nude-photos...

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[OT]: Favorite Cut of Steak

Steak and potatoes. Man's food. None of that girly Parmesan crusted tilapia around here. But what's your favorite cut of steak to order? Rib-eye (entrecôte) has become the fashionable...

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Celebrity (?) 2AMer

I beat Shadowcat with this one. Screech from "Saved by the Bell" was arrested for stabbing a man in a bar fight. http://fox6now.com/2014/12/26/dustin-diamond-actor-who-played-screech-on-saved-by-the-bell-arrested-in-ozaukee-co/...

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I don't understand why so many of you rave about Brad Pitt

In fairness to gender equity, let me present the following. http://www.z103.fm/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bradpittchuckclose.jpg I don't know why women love Brad Pitt. He could just be another PL at some redneck strip club ...

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Pregnant Dances

Can anyone explain this? http://youtu.be/N94ES_HI-K8 ...

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OT: Bizarre Foods America

Ever watch Bizarre Foods hosted by Andrew Zimmern on the Travel Channel? He was eating squirrel brains and freakin' loved it. Dude must be faking it like a $500 per hour stripper. No...

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More Fun with Acronyms

This ain't my first rodeo and I've been a TUSCL for many years, but I still don't get many of the acronyms. From today's review of the Hustler Club in Detroit. "She...

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Going to the club with Paul Dirac and Richard Feynman

From a recent review.... "Let us talk about the physics first, the only thing I could say is that it is a really low-level club, the decorate still stayed in the 90s and sometime you...

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Pugsley is Dead

You may not recognize the name - Ken Weatherwax - but if you're a Boomer you know the character he made famous. Pugsley Addsms. He passed away today. He was only...

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Clever sign http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/3/3/6/0/7/2/9/does-your-pussy-need-some-oral-care-83258166909.jpeg ...

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Oh Gawd, and I thought Tattoos Were Horrible

Apparently, growing out arm pit hair and dying it bright colors is the latest craze among young girls. http://www.wqlz.com/2014/12/01/new-revolution-or-beauty-craze-women-growing-dying-armpit-hair/ Soon to be seen at strip clubs everywhere?...

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Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

Best movie about Thanksgiving Best road trip movie Best buddy movie...

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Say it ain't so Doctor. ...

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Did anyone else see Rick get a manicure? He has meat hands. Is that better or worse than sausage fingers?...

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We do not negotiate with terrorists?

Or do we? Our company was hit with the Cryptowall virus and the cyber terrorists are demanding $1000 to unlock the files. I'm not an IT guy. I'm in operations, so I say in...

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Did all the young girls quit to attend nursing school? http://youtu.be/ryJBmwzYfaM ...

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Off topic? Or is it? Is the notion of the curmudgeonly old man a myth or reality? I used to be a nice guy. Now it just seems I've turned grumpy and irritable....

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Does Size Matter?

Size doesn't matter. Yeah, right. http://dailybuzzlive.com/woman-hospitalized-remove-deer-tongue-used-please/ I loved the last sentence about not remembering it was there. ...

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I took a vacation day to catch up on some yard work on this nice October day. Came indoors and was flipping thru the channels - and what did I find? "The...

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