Reviews by Mr Magoo

I was once told by a dancer that alot of action actually happens in the morning hours. Well, maybe so, but not at this place. I dropped by on a Monday morning, around 10.…

I dropped by for a mid-afternoon visit on a Monday. Wow, only a handful of girls and none were dancing. A dancer told me they don't have to dance if the place is empty.…

I had a couple of business meetings Monday morning, so I popped into Taboo for a few hours before I cracked open the old laptop. At the entrance is a small adult toys shop. You pay…

This club is quickly moving to the top of my "must visit" list. Yes, you pay $20 to get in, where I just stroll in for free at CH2. But I'm not constantly bombarded by…

I decided to pop in to check out the "new" Sin City. Also because I had a coupon for 10 bucks off and figured 10 to get in and 10 for Sin, well, I could…

OK, I walked over here from MBOT, hoping to catch this porn star's show a little after lunch. What's the cover? Fifteen bucks to get in. If you want a Red Bull, that's another 3.…

The pressures of work started to get to me. I decided to go on a destress tour. First stop, MBOT. I arrived shortly after 12pm, just in time for the $15 special. I hung…

This is my favorite club to hang out in SF. There's a variety of women and most of them are pretty friendly. I once spent like $500 in one night; this trip I held myself…

During my latest Vegas excursion, I decided to revist an old fav, Cheetahs. I heard rumors that this place was going under due to taxes or something. I wanted to see if the…

By the end of my strip club travels (4 in one day), I end up at my old favorite, CH2. I didn't plan to end up here. That's why I went to 3…

I stopped by Sheri's around mid morning. I was hoping the new remodel was done. Nope, not yet. Maybe around July. Anyway, I was slightly disappointed. Even more so when there were…

I was able to get the last day of 2004 off so I decided to spend my time surrounded by naked women. What a way to end the year. My intention was to sit stage…

Ran into MSC to get out of the rain. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Looking back, maybe I should have stayed out. I was hoping to catch one of my…

I decided to pop in CH2 for a little diversion from my gambling jaunt. It was right after lunch on a Monday. I was the first and only patron in the place for…

Man, talk about bad timing. I stopped by Talk of the Town early Sunday evening. There were a few cute dancers. OK, there were 2 cute dancers out of 4. I…

I really must like the chairs here because the dancers aren't really much to talk about. I popped in late Monday afternoon and there were only 2 girls working. After realizing there wasn't…

I decided to make a rare Saturday trip to the City. Usually when I pay Crazy Horse (CH) a visit, it's on a weekday. I used to think this place would be packed…

Dropped by the Cinema when I saw Teri Austin, one of my favorite features, is performing. I always have a good time with her. Before her show, I met an up and coming…

I was in town for business and was reading the sports section in my hotel room. I saw an ad for Flamingo and thought, hell, why not. I haven't been there in about…

I noticed this is beginning to sound routine: Wake up, eat breakfast, go to Sheri's, hang for a couple of hours, go to Spearmint Rhino, eat lunch. (see my review about SR). I may be wrong…

This is a strange and short review. "Lunch is Great and a Bargain at Under $5" Got a terrific NY steak sandwich/steak fries and soda for $4.50 (I was driving). Cleaning crew was working while…

I don't really know why I always seem to end up here. Free admission, free food (between 5pm-6pm, or when they run out). I popped in around 4 in the afternoon, hoping to see…