Reviews by Mr Magoo

There's a number of strip clubs in Vegas but only a handful of nude clubs. The area here is OK. Last time I was at Talk of the Town, I saw a crazy guy smash…

This is my "go to" club. I've been coming here since around 1995 and yes, I've seen some changes. Just like the dancers, things come and go. I don't hang around like the good old…

I don't get in this area much anymore, which is why I try to appreciate the time in this club more than I used to. There was a time when I came to Synn…

While my buddy was playing the tables, I decided to kill some time at a couple of my favorite places. Cheetahs is one of them. Most of the time, I'll just sit at the bar and…

It's been a while since I've been down this way. After being stuck in LA traffic for 3 hours, I decided I needed to relax before heading to my hotel room. I clipped a coupon from…

Normally I'll go to Cheetahs in the afternoon. But I was bored, and a little horny, and kind of curious. Who goes to a strip club at 9am? And what kind of dancers are here…

After an uneventful trip earlier in the afternoon to a nearby club, I decided to use my coupon and stop by Little Darlings. While paying for admission, I see a sign that says something about…

I usually will stop by Cheetah's whenever I'm in Vegas. You just can't beat the $10 dances in the afternoon. This trip was no exception except there was a lack of girls and a…

I've been reading about major changes happening to CH. Since I haven't been here in a while, I thought I'd better check it out for myself. First change, and the only change as far as I…

I've been to Cheetah's in LA and Las Vegas. Compared to those clubs, this is by far the mildest. That's "Mild" with an "M". Since I went during the afternoon, it was only $15 to get…

I've been to the SR in the City of Industry. Each time I had a pretty memorable experience. For some reason, I thought I'd try out the SR in Rialto. Actually, I had business in…

Had to do some work in the city so I decided to make a day of it. Stopped by CH to check up on the dancers. I only recognized 2 out of the 7 dancers…

I decided to stop by Deja Vu for the sole purpose of trying out the Thursday night special. I grabbed a seat close to the stage. Honestly, the place was pretty full, although seats…

I popped in on a Monday afternoon. It was pretty early; I think I was with the lunch time crowd. I must have been a good 7 years since I was last here. Things looked…

It seemed like decades since I last visited this club. First thing I noticed was they remodeled this place. They also had some Halloween decorations which was a nice touch. I noticed someone else wrote a…

First of all, this isn't a nude club. It's a topless club, which is how they're allowed to serve alcohol. Granted, I went here on a Sundsay afternoon. But you'd think I was working undercover.…

I normally don't come to this club at night. In fact, I can't remember the last time I was here after 8pm. First, there's valet parking. I suppose you don't have to tip the guy,…

I was in Deja Vu earlier in the day and had a pocket full of twoenties still. So, I clipped the coupon out of a local paper and walked into Synn. I don't think there were…

First time I've been to this Deja Vu. It was a slow Monday afternoon. Well, seemed slow since there was only 5 guys in the place when I walked in. And they were all…

I actually went on back to back days to Cheetahs. My luck was pretty bad in the casinos. Thought I needed a break. I ended up going on a Sunday and Monday afternoon. Both days…

This is my favorite nude club in LV. I noticed Deja Vu is now topless. Man, are there any other all nude clubs left, besides the few downtown? I like this place because of…

It's been a few years since I last walked the hallowed hallways of O'Farrells. But I've been reading how things have changed due to the economy so I decided to make the trip. There was only…

This is my favorite club in SF. Probably because it's close to BART and there's a number of quality restaurants within walking distance. Now, I read there were quite a few girls working on this…

It's been a while since I stepped into Cheetahs. Maybe close to a year. Almost all the dancers were new to me. The only girl I recognized was the "shot" girl. Man, gotta feel sorry…

Synn has always been hit and miss to me. Some days it's off the charts. Other days it's just dead. This visit was unusual. I didn't notice any white dancers. Well, I didn't see any black…