I made a rare visit to...

I made a rare visit to MBOT on a Saturday. I don't frequent this club like I used to. Mainly because I take the BART into the city and am too lazy to walk up the hill to MBOT. But this Saturday was just too damn beautiful. Sunny, breezy, just perfect walking weather.

I take my seat in the front row. A bunch of singles are literally leaping out of my shirt pocket. A soda in one hand; Washingtons in the other, let the games begin. It was like non-stop eye candy. Let me just say, as far as looks, MBOT has the best lookers in a club. Sure, one or two clubs might have one or two good looking girls. But this place just oozes one looker after another.

So, I'm sitting front row, dead center, just enjoying life when this guy comes out yelling, "Copenhagen Room now open. Follow the 2 girls on stage and watch the girl on girl for the price of admission. Nobody moved. Now, I don't know if no one moved because they didn't want to see girl on girl action, or maybe they just didn't speak English (I know a few fellow front rowers had a language barrier). Anyway, after 5 minutes, the gentleman returned and yelled, "Come on, guys, the girls are waiting!" Aw, hell, I guess I've been sitting here long enough. I'll go check out the show.