Smirnov

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Reviews by Smirnov

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  12 years ago
  Ole Glory Daze

  Akron, Ohio
  I checked Glory Daze out on...

  I checked Glory Daze out on an afternoon....had never been, and I just thought I would check it out. I suspect I didn't really get a very good picture of the place, because it was...
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  12 years ago
  Lusty Adventures

  Akron, Ohio
  Man, Lusty's doesn't change....it is never...

  Man, Lusty's doesn't change....it is never going to be attractive; it is never going to be less than smoke-filled; the girls are never going to be good looking. But if you want contact and physical...
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  13 years ago
  Lusty Adventures

  Akron, Ohio
  I wrote a really harsh review...

  I wrote a really harsh review a while ago about Lusty's, but thought I would try it again. Had a much better time! The first dancer that came up to me was a little...
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  13 years ago
  Late Night Pub

  Tallmadge, Ohio
  Maybe not the worst club ever....

  Maybe not the worst club ever. Maybe not the most boring strip club ever. But maybe. The Late Night doesn't seem to change, except to slowly get more and more useless. Why...
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  13 years ago
  Centerfolds

  Akron, Ohio
  Centerfold's is always good for a...

  Centerfold's is always good for a dirty good time. It smells like smoke -- because everyone (barmaid, dancers, customers) smokes pretty much constantly. The atmosphere might feel a bit rough, but I've...
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  13 years ago
  Million Dollar Club

  Cleveland, Ohio
  Well. I stopped in on...

  Well. I stopped in on a whim. Started talking with a very cute youngish dancer. Forget her name (if I ever knew it). She came over to me while I...
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  13 years ago
  Da Bodega Gentleman Club

  Cleveland, Ohio
  I always swear I won't stop...

  I always swear I won't stop back in again; then I do. This review will be short -- maybe too short for credit -- because basically the same history applies. Peek-a-Boo is dirty; the girls...
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  13 years ago
  Lulu's

  Cleveland, Ohio
  I hadn't been to Bugsy's in...

  I hadn't been to Bugsy's in a really long time; lots of reasons for that. But I had also heard that the mileage (especially at the bar itself) had fallen off greatly. Which...
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  13 years ago
  Jen's Den

  Akron, Ohio
  Yeah, Jen's used to be one...

  Yeah, Jen's used to be one of my go-to joints. Not first on the list, but a known quanitity. Usually at least a few girls that looked okay; and usually more than...
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  13 years ago
  Lusty Adventures

  Akron, Ohio
  Wow. There is nothing adventurous about this...

  Wow. There is nothing adventurous about this place, and lusty? Forget it! The place is a smoky-smelling, dark, dirty, poorly-laid-out excuse for a room; and the dancers? Worse. I sat at the end...
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  13 years ago
  Da Bodega Gentleman Club

  Cleveland, Ohio
  This will be a short review....

  This will be a short review. Not much to say except (as has been said before (and a lot)) stay away. There is nothing to recommend this place. Nothing. The girls are ALWAYS fat;...
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  13 years ago
  Lulu's

  Cleveland, Ohio
  It's funny. Bugsy's used to...

  It's funny. Bugsy's used to be my go-to place when I just wanted some semi-dirty fun. You always knew you were unlikely to see a beauty (although on occasion you would); you...
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  13 years ago
  G Spot

  Akron, Ohio
  After my first visit here (which...

  After my first visit here (which was a late afternoon), I was looking forward to coming back. Well. I've been back twice now -- both times in the evening, which may have...
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  13 years ago
  Club 1245

  Tallmadge, Ohio
  So, I stopped back into the...

  So, I stopped back into the re-opened 1245. It is a shame they open so late -- I like the after-work vibe. Still, it was nice to have it back again. I got...
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  14 years ago
  Amber's Cabaret

  Brook Park, Ohio
  Well, I still think the $7...

  Well, I still think the $7 cover is absurd, but I wasn't in the mood for Fox's lineup of grandmas or Secret's general loud vibe, so what the hell. As usual, the lineup of girls...
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  14 years ago
  G Spot

  Akron, Ohio
  Well, much like previous reviews have...

  Well, much like previous reviews have pointed out, this place is not the Taj Mahal. It ain't even the dumpster behind the restaurant next to the Taj. But it was clean enough,...
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  14 years ago
  Privilege Lounge 216

  Cleveland, Ohio
  I hadn't been to Secrets in...

  I hadn't been to Secrets in a long time. It's now -- and always has been -- a largely African-American bar; most the dancers, too. I like that just fine. Anyway, I wasn't...
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  14 years ago
  Emperor's Gentleman's Club

  Cleveland, Ohio
  I had a good time the...

  I had a good time the first time I was here. A really good time. Since then, I've stopped in twice, once at night and once during the day shift. Both times, I...
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  14 years ago
  Amber's Cabaret

  Brook Park, Ohio
  Amber's is nice enough inside. ...

  Amber's is nice enough inside. The girls are attractive, and the lappers can be -- often, but not always -- pretty high mileage. But it's not >that< special, yet the cover charge was $7....
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  14 years ago
  Club 1245

  Tallmadge, Ohio
  It appears that the 1245 is...

  It appears that the 1245 is now closed; and it appears it is closed for good. Apparently the owner is the same owner as Jen's, and he must be making more money at...
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  14 years ago
  Emperor's Gentleman's Club

  Cleveland, Ohio
  I went here twice recently; once...

  I went here twice recently; once on day shift and once at night. The day shift girls were very very eager to please. A good thing, that. I got two lap dances right...
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  14 years ago
  Centerfolds

  Akron, Ohio
  Yeah, this place is still a...

  Yeah, this place is still a dump. But yeah, every single dancer here, to my experience, will spend most of the $5 lap dance (done right at the bar) with her hands all over you,...
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  14 years ago
  Dance Saloon

  Brunswick, Ohio
  This should officially stop being classified...

  This should officially stop being classified as a dance club. Why? No one really dances. There are -- sometimes -- one or two girls sitting at the bar; and -- sometimes -- they're...
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  14 years ago
  Jen's Den

  Akron, Ohio
  This is still one of my...

  This is still one of my favorite places, if I'm in the mood for nothing more than dirty intimate dances from a variety of girls -- many of which look pretty damn good. In my...