Smirnov

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Reviews by Smirnov

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  14 years ago
  Dance Saloon

  Brunswick, Ohio
  This should officially stop being classified...

  This should officially stop being classified as a dance club. Why? No one really dances. There are -- sometimes -- one or two girls sitting at the bar; and -- sometimes -- they're...
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  14 years ago
  Amber's Cabaret

  Brook Park, Ohio
  I hadn't been here in ages....

  I hadn't been here in ages. Used to be that this was a zero-mileage place, so-so looking dancers. Well, they're still so-so looking (mostl) and the place looks exactly the same, but the mileage...
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  14 years ago
  Late Night Pub

  Tallmadge, Ohio
  I rated the dancers a 5...

  I rated the dancers a 5 because 1 was a solid 8 or so, 1 was a solid zero. The others were both around a 4 or 5.....slim pickins if looks matter....
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  14 years ago
  Magic City Lounge

  Cleveland, Ohio
  I stopped in here after being...

  I stopped in here after being away from it for a couple of years. Not much change. Dancers dance, they flash, they accept tips graciously. I did get a couple of dances in...
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  14 years ago
  Club 1245

  Tallmadge, Ohio
  Yep, 1245 is open now, and...

  Yep, 1245 is open now, and fun as ever. It doesn't have (and never did) the utter sleaze cachet of Jen's or the cynical brothel all-business ambiance of Georgies, but it can be...
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  14 years ago
  Centerfolds

  Akron, Ohio
  I've been back a few times....

  I've been back a few times. One thing that has remained a rule -- at least every time I've been there -- is that even the bar dances (which are $5) will include,...
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  14 years ago
  Sam's Hideaway

  Fairlawn, Ohio
  Didn't intend to go here; but...

  Didn't intend to go here; but driving by caused me to decide, spur of the moment, to stop in, even though it looked like the place hadn't changed at all (and it was pretty...
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  14 years ago
  Centerfolds

  Akron, Ohio
  Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon,...

  Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon, shortly after work. Maybe 5 girls there. One was a little large (and cute); the others were smaller and cuter. Ages ranged a bit from...
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  15 years ago
  Fox's Den

  Brook Park, Ohio
  This place never changes. That's...

  This place never changes. That's both a good thing and a bad thing. The girls don't turn over much, so if you like seeing new talent every time you enter a place,...
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  15 years ago
  Club 1245

  Tallmadge, Ohio
  I, too, spoke to a guy...

  I, too, spoke to a guy who knows the owner, and confirmed 1245 will re-open. I'll believe it when I see it, but it would be good. It was always pretty hit-and-miss anyway, at...
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  15 years ago
  Temptations

  Brook Park, Ohio
  Every time I go in here,...

  Every time I go in here, I swear I'll never do that again....but every so often -- for no imaginable reason -- I find myself going in. The last time I left, I...
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  15 years ago
  Jen's Den

  Akron, Ohio
  As always, the range of girls...

  As always, the range of girls at Jens' varies -- both in physical appearance and in mileage. But if you choose carefully while at the bar -- they'll all come over eventually and offer to...
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  15 years ago
  Fox's Den

  Brook Park, Ohio
  Unlike a lot of strip clubs,...

  Unlike a lot of strip clubs, the dancers don't really change here....stop in, and you'll likely see the same girls you saw here 11 months ago. This is both good and bad --...
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  15 years ago
  C.W.'s

  Akron, Ohio
  I hadn't been in CW's for...

  I hadn't been in CW's for a long time -- easily over a year -- but a couple of recent reviews convinced me I should give it another try. Turns out that was wrong. ...
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  15 years ago
  Jen's Den

  Akron, Ohio
  I tried to stop by Jen's...

  I tried to stop by Jen's on a Monday late afternoon. Although the posted hours said that Jen's should be open, it was not. I don't know if it's closed forever, or just for...
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  15 years ago
  The Paper Moon

  Little Rock, Arkansas
  This was the complete opposite of...

  This was the complete opposite of Visions in Maumelle. No cover, nice place, interesting barely dressed girls. I was sitting for, maybe, 3 minutes when a sharp-looking sexy girl sat on my lap, started...
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  15 years ago
  Peppermint Hippo Little Rock

  North Little Rock, Arkansas
  I was here from out of...

  I was here from out of town, and man did I hate this place. First off, there was a $10 cover. Ten dollars! Really? For a place in which the girls wear...
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  15 years ago
  Club 1245

  Tallmadge, Ohio
  So. Since the last time...

  So. Since the last time I posted a review, I've been in here once or twice with a nice selection and quantity of girls. Good thing. And the dancers, just like always, will...
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  15 years ago
  Jen's Den

  Akron, Ohio
  Things have definitely gotten looser here....

  Things have definitely gotten looser here. I hadn't been in for a while, but when I sat down a dancer came over to me immediately. Which is common here. What is less common...
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  15 years ago
  Magic City Lounge

  Cleveland, Ohio
  I had not been in here...

  I had not been in here in ages. Looked about the same, although empty. It was on a Friday night, and I had gone to a couple of other clubs in Cleveland that night,...
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  15 years ago
  Club 1245

  Tallmadge, Ohio
  I know this place was closed...and...

  I know this place was closed...and now, supposedly, it is open. And the hours, supposedly, are from 4:00 p.m. until closing. But I've been here in the afternoon, around 4:30, and it was dead....
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  15 years ago
  Lusty Adventures

  Akron, Ohio
  This place is a dump. ...

  This place is a dump. Believe it. I was here when it was named....something else that I forget. Looked exactly the same then; smelled exactly the same. It is dark, and very very smoky,...
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  15 years ago
  Fox's Den

  Brook Park, Ohio
  I've seen that Lola mentioned in...

  I've seen that Lola mentioned in the previous review. In a place populated by unattractive women who hustle you unmercifully for mediocre dances, Lola stands out. Mind you, she wants your money,...
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  15 years ago
  Lulu's

  Cleveland, Ohio
  As always, if you're looking for...

  As always, if you're looking for the better-looking dancers, go at night. If you're looking for the higher-mileage dancers, go during the day. The mileage on the day shift is infinitely better...