Reviews

CHEERS with Tits and Ass. Never a Cover Charge and Open 7 days a week. You want a place to get some cold brews or reasonably priced drinks and shoot the shit with the dancers,…

Visited SSS Wednesday evening about 9:00 p.m. and stayed for a couple of hours. After 8PM the upstairs bar and stages are opened and more dancers are available than the day shift. This is a…

Tuesday night and I got there about 9:00 p.m. The Silver Bullet used to be one of the best kept secrets in Central Illinois. Now, thanks to the popularity it enjoys from being a highly…

Saturday Night we arrive about 10 PM. As stated previously, this club is in an isolated industrial area, right off the 394 Interstate at Lincoln Highway. Well-lit and easy-to-find. The structure can be seen for…

Monday Night -- Had a chance to watch the Chicago Bears play a pre-season game against Peyton Manning and the Colts. I had paid my $10 cover, which allowed me to get several bottles of…

There has been lots of drama at this BAR, which features lingerie-clad and/or bikini-clad dancers who will ride your lap for almost the length of a jukebox played song for a $5 or $10 "donation."…

Visited Atlantis Saturday night, for my "maiden voyage" after midnight. My buddy and I had heard about this upscale venue located in what may be the poorest town (Ford Heights) in the State of Illinois.…

I had just left Crazy Rock in Romeoville and stopped by the Cellar to "drain-the dragon," "shake hands with the mayor," or simply take a piss, before getting back on the Interstate. Since this…

Wednesday at the Rock was a slow night. I guess there may have been about a dozen dancers and they have lost a lot of the Euro's, and longer-tenured talent. The bartenders and waitresses were…

Jimmy's has been getting some new talent, since some of their long-time crew have left to check out the "greener pastures" at ATLANTIS, POLEKATZ, Club O, Club 390 and the SkyBox. There are several options…

Stopped in on a Friday evening and was surprised that this venue has become a NO SMOKING club. You can get a wristband and be treated like the outcasts you see standing outside most office…

Arrived just before shift change (7:00) on a Friday evening. After paying a $10 cover, I looked around the room to see if there were any of my favorites on stage or if there was…