Reviews by lil dick

Downgrading the Southside Paper Moon for several reasons. One is the attitude of the dancers. One in particular, "Poison", has a pretty poisonous attitude. If you tip her a buck, she...

Excellent Thursday night at northside Moon this week -- beat the pants off southside. Saw a few new faces. Mia (or Mya), a very pretty blonde, spent a good part of the...

If it weren't for the relatively cheap beer and extended hours, I would probably never set foot in this place again. The talent is pretty bad these days, and the music the...

Dragged my sorry butt down to Paper Moon this past weekend. I had time to kill so I went early, but they didn't open until sometime after 8, so I had to suffer...

Strong showing by the downtown Moon this past Saturday. They beat south side for the first time in recent memory. Southside was slow and just not happening; northside was bopping. Tons...

Still just okay. New chairs, more seats, bigger & lower stage, multiple big-screen TV's, and standard strip-club issue carpeting make the place look a bit more upscale. The talent level is about...

Wow. 10+. Off the scale. If you are a regular visitor to strip clubs, Adelita's will change your entire view of what a strip club is. I'm not sure I...

Hey, if you don't like the club, just give it an honest rating, but don't slam it just because you don't think others' ratings were valid. That's wasting your vote on spite. Anyway...my first...

I stopped in this past Friday night to see the heavily advertised feature, Briana Banks (yes, that Briana Banks). The feature was advertised to begin at 10, I arrived at 8:30. The...

Back to PP, this time on a Friday afternoon. Same atmosphere, same reasonable drink prices, but clearly not the "A" team this afternoon...not even the "B" team. This looked like the "C"...

Back over to PM after a very disappointing visit to Pure Pleasure. PM is open for lunch on Friday now. I arrived a little after six and didn't have to pay a...

PP can be hit or miss. On this Tuesday afternoon it was a hit, as it appeared the "A" team was working. Short rotation, but quality throughout. I got in right...

I made two stops at Christies on a recent Saturday. The first was during the afternoon, around 3 pm. I was one of about 4 guys in the place, with around 6 dancers...

I finally made it to Chesters. I don't quite know what to make of this place. I arrived around midnight on a Saturday, and it was jampacked. On my last trip...

I'm downgrading Paper Moon by a point for this review, because they've been raising their prices and putting in new rules. For example, cover (on a recent Friday night) was up to $12,...

I had a great time here this past Saturday. It was the holiday weekend, so things were a little slower than on my last visit, but for this place, a slow night is...

Made a quick stop at the downtown Moon on a Friday afternoon. I spent some time talking with Astrid and then Rapture, a foxy girl of Brazilian descent. Rapture spent a lot...

This place has that extremely rare combination of nude stage shows, liquor allowed (BYOB, and everyone does), and heavy contact topless lapdances. On the one hand, the mutual contact is great. You...

Another December, another night at the paper moon. They've replaced all the chairs since the last time I was there. The new ones are nicer, really comfortable. They even have...

I'm still not a big Paper moon downtown fan. I've always liked southside better. I stopped in this past Friday around 4:30, stayed for a beer and watched a couple of stage...

This place is still the best in the region, but is plagued by strange rules and policies. For example, they are now BYOB on Monday through Thursday, but NO ALCOHOL allowed on Friday...

Made my quarterly pilgramage to the Moon. Not too much changed since last time, except some of the lighting -- there are bright blue spotlights, maybe blacklights, all over the place now, and...

Not too impressive. Seems to be an older "gentlemen's club" style place that is in decline. Large room with a full bar and two stages, lots of places to sit, but only...

Just my opinion, but I think the last review (by damours) has got to be complete bullshit. The lapdances here are fully clothed, and mostly take place out in the open. I...