Reviews

What a shithole. They think they are crunk, playing Three Six Mafia and then three songs later it's Metallica! I passed by this club with a friend who told me there are shootings…

The term "your mileage may vary" definitely applies here. I was there two Tuesdays ago and it seems to be the same quality of ladies each time - pretty old and mostly out of…

I vowed not to review another club again but I'll make an exception this time. I think I'm starting to understand the heat this club has been getting locally. I'm not saying it's…

The shits. Do I really need to waste my time telling you the same story that's been expressed about this club by almost every post? The looks of the women, their demeanor, their…

I went last night on Tuesday, while on a trip with a friend. Compared to the quality of women at Chicago clubs I'd say the Hip Hugger has stunning looking women. The atmosphere…

Wow. I got three words for this club: anorexia nervosa, and bulimia. The only thick women of the night were black and they always went to black men first. Hey ladies,…

If you're from the Chicago area and the previous reviews (including mine) have enticed you to take the small trip here, save your gas money. This is really starting to puzzle me, how Illinoisans…

I think it's time to face the music, this club is on the way out and obviously the entire metro area of 9 million people cannot handle a talent shift when one new club (Polekats)…

I went on a Sunday night even though the nice lady on the phone told me there'd be about 10 women there on average. I'm sick of the Chicago club scene and I just…

I wandered in here after trying two clubs in the area - one was completely dead presumably from a new club opening in the area, the other was too nuts due to some radio promotion.…

I have to admit that my last review was more a review of the strip club scene in the Chicago area and not so much of Club 390. I gave this review a 10…

I was here on Tuesday night. As another reviewer stated, valet parking is mandatory but the valet guy told me there is parking allowed on the street or at the post office lot, so…