HornyBoar

Reviews by HornyBoar

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  10 years ago
  Carl's Bar

  Stone Park, Illinois
  Haven't been here for a while....

  Haven't been here for a while. They lost quite a few dancers last year. I got an OK dance from a Latina, had a few beers and some decent conversation with another broad then...
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  11 years ago
  Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

  Chicago Heights, Illinois
  I've been here in the past...

  I've been here in the past and have to say again that they have achieved a pretty relaxed environment for a bar / strip club. I had only two women come up to...
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  11 years ago
  PoleKatz

  Bridgeview, Illinois
  Very disappointed with my last visit....

  Very disappointed with my last visit. The DJ was pushing a dance special hard, and I mean going on and on and on about it on the mic. 60+ dancers, free t-shirt,...
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  11 years ago
  Ally Cat Lounge

  Northlake, Illinois
  The first time I went there...

  The first time I went there were no dancers here. There is a somewhat prominent sign behind the bar that says the dancers start at 9 PM to close. It was during...
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  11 years ago
  PoleKatz

  Bridgeview, Illinois
  Of the places I've been to...

  Of the places I've been to since moving back to Shitcagoland in 2011, this is definitely the cream of the crop. Women of almost all shapes and sizes, and not all of the...
• review

  12 years ago
  Heavenly Bodies

  Elk Grove Village, Illinois
  I did not have the best...

  I did not have the best experience here, since I was kicked out of the club. I probably deserved it and luckily did not get an ass kicking to go along with it....
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  12 years ago
  Men's Club of Houston

  Houston, Texas
  The positives - good looking women...

  The positives - good looking women here as most of them come in Houston area tittie bars. Wow, they make Chicago area women look like howlers. In this particular club,they are on...
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  12 years ago
  Legs Cabaret

  Houston, Texas
  This is the type of club...

  This is the type of club that appears to be where you go when you're not impressing a client and you may have a little extra fun in terms of contact, etc. That being...
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  12 years ago
  Treasures Houston

  Houston, Texas
  Went after the company I work...

  Went after the company I work for flew me in for no reason, and their lame holiday shit party. Paid the ridiculous $15 cover charge, came in as was almost attacked by white...
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  12 years ago
  Louie's Lounge

  Bellwood, Illinois
  If I ever come back here...

  If I ever come back here again, I should kill myself. First off, being a white man and walking in here means you are instantly assumed to be wealthy. Secondly, I was...
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  12 years ago
  Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

  Chicago Heights, Illinois
  One of the worst experiences I've...

  One of the worst experiences I've ever had at a club. The men's room had a smell of piss so bad I was gagging by the 2nd time I went in. The...
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  12 years ago
  Treasures Houston

  Houston, Texas
  Camd in after 3 AM so...

  Camd in after 3 AM so this may not be the fairest assessment. No nudity and no alcohol served yet a $20 cover. Chicks were topless onstage with a rubber covering on...
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  12 years ago
  Bobby's Bar

  Melrose Park, Illinois
  Consider this an addendum to my...

  Consider this an addendum to my last review. There was a period of several years between my last review and when I had last walked into Bobby's and it was for very good...
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  12 years ago
  Louie's Lounge

  Bellwood, Illinois
  In a grimier are of town...

  In a grimier are of town and has a trailer park directly behind it, but relatively safe. I've been here several times in the last couple of months. Best thing about it,...
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  12 years ago
  Bobby's Bar

  Melrose Park, Illinois
  The hottest chick in the club...

  The hottest chick in the club is brunette, big fake titties, about 5' 7", 130 pounds and one of the best asses I've ever seen. Unfortunately she is the bartender. The club...
• review

  13 years ago
  Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

  Chicago Heights, Illinois
  It's been several years since my...

  It's been several years since my last visit. No cover! Interior has been revamped and renovated. Seems a lot less cramped. Women there ranged from 2 to one who was...
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  13 years ago
  Atlantis

  Ford Heights, Illinois
  Curiosity killed the cat. I...

  Curiosity killed the cat. I heard that Jenna Jameson is part owner so I knew what to expect before I came in. I'm into the gritty blue collar type of places and...
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  13 years ago
  Carl's Bar

  Stone Park, Illinois
  One of the "default" places to...

  One of the "default" places to go near the city or north side. Why? No particular reason and since the talent pool can vary widely it really depends on the night. ...
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  13 years ago
  Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

  Phoenix, Arizona
  Fun times. Was a bit...

  Fun times. Was a bit frustrated with my lack of seeing big round azzery after a short trip to Tucson and I was in the mood to see more titties too. Only...
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  13 years ago
  TD's Show Club East

  Tucson, Arizona
  Went here last night while visiting...

  Went here last night while visiting the area. Most of the women were too thin and top heavy to me compared to Phoenix clubs. There were two woman the entire night who...
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  14 years ago
  Jaguars Club Phoenix

  Phoenix, Arizona
  A very dangerous place to be....

  A very dangerous place to be. I've been there earlier in the evening when this place is pretty tame, but this was the first time late at night. I was among the...
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  14 years ago
  Christie's Cabaret

  Glendale, Arizona
  I can't remember the last time...

  I can't remember the last time I got a dance from any woman at a strip club! I've just had a string of average to bad looking chicks (to me) ask me for...
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  14 years ago
  Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

  Phoenix, Arizona
  I wandered in here after an...

  I wandered in here after an uneventful night at another club. There was a woman who approached me within ten minutes or so of me arriving that looks better than average, who was...
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  14 years ago
  Great Alaskan Bush Company

  Phoenix, Arizona
  I have dropped in a little...

  I have dropped in a little more often lately. Strictly a no-touch club, the topless and nude sides have similar product to offer - a few hotties who you will hardly see and...