Reviews by Charles Paisley

Pull into a (mostly) empty parking lot about 6:45. Sign out front that says, "Reserved Tables $100." Lol! As if. No cover yet, doorman waves me in. Find a table, order a Coke ($6)....

Arrived in mid-afternoon. Club is located in a rundown strip mall on Glendale, just east of Litchfield (and Luke AFB). Kinda sketchy area, but limited foot traffic so I was only partially concerned about...

Walked in after my visit to Crazy Girls. Got there around 5ish, no one at the door, so obviously no cover, no ID check or pat down. Talk about another club where all the...

Don't often get up to north Phoenix, but since I was on my home from Sedona, I decided to stop in and see what was up. Parking lot is huge; you could probably fit...

Quick pit stop @ Band-Aids. I hadn't been there in months for various reasons not needing to explain here. Arrived around 4:30, no cover. I never get patted down or ID'd, but I always...

Plenty of parking, no entry fee, no pat down, no ID check...escorted to my chair, tip the bouncer a buck. One of the cheapest ways to make sure your lap dance experience stays positive,...

When it's 115* outside, a strip club is always a nice way to beat the sun. As always, no cover/no pat down. Waitress is over immediately to ask for a drink, Coke is a...

Arrived early Friday morning for an appointment with my favorite dancer. Even though HL officially opens at 11am (per the sign next to the front door), very few dancers or customer show up then....

Saturday afternoon in the early summer at Hi-Liter. No cover in the daytime, and when I get there 12ish they're still setting the place up, so no escort to a table. I personally don't...

Stopped by early Tuesday afternoon. Club has parking in the back, access via the alley that goes behind Wells Fargo on one side and the McDonalds on the other. No cover in the afternoons....

Decided to pop by Saturday around opening as I had a 1-on-1 visit scheduled with my current fave (from another club) in the area and I had time to kill. Never a cover in...

Arrived at Dirty's shortly after 12 on Saturday. Located near the Costco Business Center off of Grand and 33rd Ave, the parking lot is large and extremely pot-holed. Not the best part of town...

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon to see a couple of old favorites. No cover in the afternoon, Doorman will usually do ID scan and light pat down, but I don't have to. Long...

Arrived around 5:30 on a Thursday. Parking lot full, including 3 cop cars blocking the main way in, so I had to drive down the wrong lane and pull in to a spot by...

Decided to change things up a bit and take the loooong drive to North Phoenix and try this club. 101 North then take the loop West to 19th Avenue, then about 3/4 miles north....

With apologies to Cat Stevens. Had an opportunity to try BSC later in the evening (for me) and on a Saturday night. Wanted to see what I would find in terms of new dancers...

Because of its proximity to my work, I'm returning here a bit more often, though mostly it's just to pass the time, with the occasional lap dance partner found. The details: large parking lot,...

Before I get started, how incompetent must you be as a businessman to open a gun shop in Phoenix and have it close in less than six months? /smh Okay, onto the news. Aside from...

BSC is the quintessential example of the term "night and day," both metaphorically and literally. Dayshift is filled with dancers who understand the mechanics of a good lap dance, and know how to deliver...

There is a club I go to in Phoenix where the posted lap dance price is $10 per dance on the floor seats. At that club, I pay $20 per dance because each and...

I've been going to couple other clubs than Hi-Liter lately after my Saturday golf. Mileage (and dancer quality) has been great at those other places, but I decided to mix things up and give...

This review is just to encompass BSC at night. Day shift continues to employ gorgeous dancers who understand their role and allows for proper lapdances. Night shift, not so much. Get the stat Nazi stuff...

This club can be easy to miss. Just south of Thomas Rd on 35th Avenue, the signage is small and the single driveway in is even smaller. Parking lot is cramped and spaces are...

Let's be clear: there is no reason for you to be in this part of town at night. Its proximity to the most violent crime zip code in Phoenix and the lack of anything...