Reviews by Chili Palmer

Got to Bourbon Street about 6pm on Thursday. Parking lot has a smattering of cars, no cover, plenty of tables to choose from. Sit down, and, surprisingly, no waitress immediately comes over to ask for…

Hadn't been to the club in awhile (since the untimely retirement of my ATF last year), but I had some rare Saturday night time available and thought I'd see if anything had changed. Pulled up…

Hadn't been here in awhile, and I needed an inexpensive place to hang for a couple hours, so I stopped by Christies. Plenty of parking out front, walk in through the double doors, greeted by…

Hadn't been here in a minute, thought I'd stop by and hope for the best. Tight parking lot, I prefer one of the side spots by the fence separating the club from McDonalds t lessen…

Typical Saturday. Even though the sign out front says, "Open at 11" don't even think about getting in until noon. Weekend bouncer at the door is a nice kid, but frankly, everyone is friendly here.…

A rare evening available, after visiting Essex and seeing no one of interest to me, I drove to Band-Aids. Got there and the parking lot was completely filled, both the spots on the side of…

After a successful first and second visit here, I stopped by Wednesday evening (about 8 PM) to see what the club would be like on a weekday evening, and hopefully meet up with some of…

Stopped by Saturday afternoon. Band-Aids is a dive bar that's been around forever and serves a very specific purpose in the Phoenix SC ecosystem. As I drove up, parking lot was surprisingly full. Walked in,…

While the sign by the door says operating hours start at 11 (and, before COVID, that was absolutely true), nowadays the only thing happening from 11-12 here is the Cuban queue of carpools dropping off…

I was told by a dancer at one club that one of my current favorite dancers had moved to Essex. In all my years, I'd never been here before, so I was interested in finding…

Afternoon visit. Plenty of parking, no cover charge. Normally, I don't get carded or patted down here, but today a new bouncer I hadn't seen before was manning the front station so he asked for…

Early Friday afternoon. Club nominally opens at 11, but in reality 11-12 is the drop off time for all the Cuban dancers and few customers are in the place yet. As always no cover in…

Pull into a (mostly) empty parking lot about 6:45. Sign out front that says, "Reserved Tables $100." Lol! As if. No cover yet, doorman waves me in. Find a table, order a Coke ($6). Not…

Arrived in mid-afternoon. Club is located in a rundown strip mall on Glendale, just east of Litchfield (and Luke AFB). Kinda sketchy area, but limited foot traffic so I was only partially concerned about the…

Walked in after my visit to Crazy Girls. Got there around 5ish, no one at the door, so obviously no cover, no ID check or pat down. Talk about another club where all the action…

Don't often get up to north Phoenix, but since I was on my home from Sedona, I decided to stop in and see what was up. Parking lot is huge; you could probably fit every…

Quick pit stop @ Band-Aids. I hadn't been there in months for various reasons not needing to explain here. Arrived around 4:30, no cover. I never get patted down or ID'd, but I always put…

Plenty of parking, no entry fee, no pat down, no ID check...escorted to my chair, tip the bouncer a buck. One of the cheapest ways to make sure your lap dance experience stays positive, IMO.…

When it's 115* outside, a strip club is always a nice way to beat the sun. As always, no cover/no pat down. Waitress is over immediately to ask for a drink, Coke is a 2-for-1…

Arrived early Friday morning for an appointment with my favorite dancer. Even though HL officially opens at 11am (per the sign next to the front door), very few dancers or customer show up then. it…

Saturday afternoon in the early summer at Hi-Liter. No cover in the daytime, and when I get there 12ish they're still setting the place up, so no escort to a table. I personally don't mind…

Stopped by early Tuesday afternoon. Club has parking in the back, access via the alley that goes behind Wells Fargo on one side and the McDonalds on the other. No cover in the afternoons. Bar…

Decided to pop by Saturday around opening as I had a 1-on-1 visit scheduled with my current fave (from another club) in the area and I had time to kill. Never a cover in the…

Arrived at Dirty's shortly after 12 on Saturday. Located near the Costco Business Center off of Grand and 33rd Ave, the parking lot is large and extremely pot-holed. Not the best part of town but…

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon to see a couple of old favorites. No cover in the afternoon, Doorman will usually do ID scan and light pat down, but I don't have to. Long bar…