This is my new fav strip...

This is my new fav strip club in Oregon, or even in the whole Pacific Northwest. (With the good clubs in Seattle closing, that's a low bar.) The club is a dive, and the dancers are kind of skanky, but they give the best mileage this side of San Francisco.

I arrived around 9:00 pm, and there were more dancers than customers, but business was brisk by 10:00 pm. No cover and my micro brew was about $5. Stage dances not really great, but then the girls come by and offer a dollar dance. They dance for about a minute right at your chair, pulling your face into their chest, grinding a little, just for a dollar. That's the loss leader, followed by invitation for a lap dance. The main lap room has four couches. It's well shielded from the main room, but everything in the room is visible to other occupants. Great stripper line: She told me, "watch the mirror; if anyone comes in, give my hair a tug." For my first few dances, we were the only couple. Later on in the evening there was another couple there--but their deal was about the same as mine, so no worries.

There are also two fully screened areas, each with just a chair, but a heavy fully closing curtain. I wasn't offered real extras, but I imagined becoming more of a regular.