ArtCollege

Oregon

Reviews by ArtCollege

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  5 years ago
  Pandora's Adult Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  Satisfactory experience

  Visited around 2 or 3 in the afternoon on a weekday. Plenty of cars in the parking lot, but also plenty of empty spaces. (No valet). Paid my $15 entry, which includes a...
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  5 years ago
  Scarlet Lounge

  Portland, Oregon
  Lunch hour T&A

  A quiet early afternoon at Scarlet Lounge. 3 dancers working, compared to 5 more often. One heavy AA, two white girls who were just a little heavy. That's better than average for an eastside...
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  5 years ago
  Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

  Portland, Oregon
  OK is generous, but it wasn't bad

  Visited at lunchtime on a weekday. Walked in. Therre were 5 other PLs; one at video poker, 3 in conversations with dancers, and one (I realized later) in a private lap dance booth....
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  5 years ago
  Dream on Saloon

  Portland, Oregon
  Cheap dive bar, decent mileage

  Had not been to Dream On in quite a while, but was in the neighborhood. There might have been 5 or 7 dancers there; not sure because of the traffic to and from the...
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  5 years ago

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  SirLapdancealot
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  5 years ago
  Club 205

  Portland, Oregon
  Hot girls in medium-quality joint

  Visited lunch hour. Four dancers, ranging from 7 to 9. Three were quite friendly, the hottest and youngest not so much. Oldest might have been 30, and she had the friendliest personality. Experience counts...
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  5 years ago
  Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

  Springfield, Oregon
  My go-to club in Eugene-Springfield

  About 12-15 girls there when I walked in around 9pm. Dancers were much better looking than the typical dive bars I frequent in Portland. One or two were a little heavy, but only a...
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  5 years ago

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  crotchrocket
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  5 years ago
  Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

  Portland, Oregon
  Fun Afternoon Visit

  Details regulars know: free parking, no cover, coffee $3, beers comparably priced, bathroom small and clean, troll-free. Hard to sit at the bar and watch the stage, but otherwise comfortable set-up. Several private booths...
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  5 years ago

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  SirLapdancealot
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  5 years ago
  Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

  Portland, Oregon
  OK, Did the Job

  Visited early afternoon. No cover. Got $3 coffee. Plenty of free parking, clean enough bathroom. Layout, as per earlier reviews is awkward. Maybe 10 seats at the bar, a couple of tables with poor view...
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  5 years ago
  Scarlet Lounge

  Portland, Oregon
  Not 10s, but friendly, naked and cheap

  Same old same old. Prices cheap: no cover afternoons; draft domestic beer $3 or $4 (I don't recall specifically), private dances $20, usual tip at the rack $2 per song. Talent also cheap. 3 girls. The...
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  5 years ago
  Gold Club

  Milwaukie, Oregon
  Cute dancers but low energy at lunch hour

  Visited at lunch hour. 3 dancers working, and I was third customer. Pretty quiet. Bought bottled domestic beer for $4.50. The three dancers were 7 to 9s. One was heavy but wore it well. Another...
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  5 years ago
  Club 205

  Portland, Oregon
  Beer, burger and boobs

  Visited at lunchtime for beer, burger and boobs. All three were good. There were 8 dancers, if I counted correctly, all 8 or 9s. One had a 10-body and a 5 face. None were fat...
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  6 years ago
  Dream on Saloon

  Portland, Oregon
  Quiet & Friendly

  Visited at lunch hour. As is usual this time of day, customers mostly elderly (like me) plus a couple of 30ish guys. Four dancers, ranging from 5 to 7. All pleasant, bartender pleasant. Prices...
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  6 years ago
  Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

  Portland, Oregon
  Nice time at Shimmers

  Had a very satisfying visit to Shimmers. At mid-day there were lots of senior citizen regulars hanging out. Not a great feature of the club, but Ruby was on the stage. Nothing is bad...
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  6 years ago
  Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

  Portland, Oregon
  Satisfied Customer

  Stopped by on a weekday, lunchtime. Got a drink and looked around. The club layout is not great. Hard to sit at the bar and watch the dancers, and just a few tables if...
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  6 years ago
  Scarlet Lounge

  Portland, Oregon
  Too many BOC

  Too many bohemoths of color. True, I wouldn't care for white or Asians that fat, but I seldom see them. Makes me not want to hang around. On the positive side, there was a small-titted,...
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  6 years ago

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  CostaTheCrazyGreek
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  6 years ago
  Pandora's Adult Cabaret

  Seattle, Washington
  Got what I was looking for

  Visited in the afternoon; first time in a year or so. Though I had heard that dancers were trending older, I didn't seen any too old for my taste. Maybe no 21-year-olds, but nobody...
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  6 years ago
  Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

  Springfield, Oregon
  Sweet

  I had a sweet time in Springfield. The dancers ranged from 18 to maybe 30; I didn't see any that looked obviously older. In bod and looks, lots of 8s and 9s. A couple...
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  6 years ago
  Dream on Saloon

  Portland, Oregon
  Happening Place at Lunchtime

  Most strip clubs are quiet at lunch hour, but Dream On was hopping. About 15 customers, some at the video poker, some at the rack, some at the tables and the bar. Mostly a...
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  6 years ago
  Acropolis

  Portland, Oregon
  Lunch hour report: 2 hot dancers

  Stopped by the Acrotchalis at lunchtime. First time in the joint in many years, but it felt like yesterday. Same black ceiling, divey feel.. A dozen PLs sitting at tables eating lunch, 3 or...
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  6 years ago

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  SirLapdancealot
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  6 years ago
  Scarlet Lounge

  Portland, Oregon
  Nice visit

  Walked in on lunch hour and saw an obese AA on stage. Got my drink and sat at the bar. The other two gals there were a bit more HWP--but one just a bit....
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  6 years ago

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  PortlandDave
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  6 years ago
  Scarlet Lounge

  Portland, Oregon
  Just 1 dancer

  Gave Scarlet a try a bit after noon on a weekday. Last time I was there they had 5 dancers. This time I walked in, saw 5 custies, and zero dancers. Asked the bartender...
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  6 years ago
  Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

  Portland, Oregon
  Much improved

  This review is a mirror image of my Scarlet Lounge review. In this case, my previous visit was very disappointing but today's visit was much, much better. And Ruby is back! She had been absent...
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  6 years ago
  Club Tease

  Portland, Oregon
  Good time in a dive bar

  Hadn't been to Skinn in over a year, but I had fun. Walked in just after noon and it was pretty dead. One custie, a regular, nursing a beer and watching rugby on TV....
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  7 years ago
  Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

  Portland, Oregon
  Low Energy Day Visit

  Visited at lunch hour. 5 dancers on the list. An older Asian with nice bod (for her age). A heavy white gal, a flat-chested AA, a cute girl-next door and a somewhat heavy white...
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  7 years ago

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  kongorilla