Reviews by ArtCollege

Multnomah County is open! Portland PLs are rejoicing. I drove past Dream On: cars in the parking lot. I stopped by Club 205 at lunchtime: no seating available. Nobody at the bar (rules), tables...

My first visit in years. Visited primarily because it's one of a very small number of Portland area clubs open. (Multnomah County still locked down, and it has vast majority of the clubs...

Visited around 2 or 3 in the afternoon on a weekday. Plenty of cars in the parking lot, but also plenty of empty spaces. (No valet). Paid my $15 entry, which includes a...

A quiet early afternoon at Scarlet Lounge. 3 dancers working, compared to 5 more often. One heavy AA, two white girls who were just a little heavy. That's better than average for an eastside...

Visited at lunchtime on a weekday. Walked in. Therre were 5 other PLs; one at video poker, 3 in conversations with dancers, and one (I realized later) in a private lap dance booth....

Had not been to Dream On in quite a while, but was in the neighborhood. There might have been 5 or 7 dancers there; not sure because of the traffic to and from the...

Visited lunch hour. Four dancers, ranging from 7 to 9. Three were quite friendly, the hottest and youngest not so much. Oldest might have been 30, and she had the friendliest personality. Experience counts...

About 12-15 girls there when I walked in around 9pm. Dancers were much better looking than the typical dive bars I frequent in Portland. One or two were a little heavy, but only a...

Details regulars know: free parking, no cover, coffee $3, beers comparably priced, bathroom small and clean, troll-free. Hard to sit at the bar and watch the stage, but otherwise comfortable set-up. Several private booths...

Visited early afternoon. No cover. Got $3 coffee. Plenty of free parking, clean enough bathroom. Layout, as per earlier reviews is awkward. Maybe 10 seats at the bar, a couple of tables with poor view...

Same old same old. Prices cheap: no cover afternoons; draft domestic beer $3 or $4 (I don't recall specifically), private dances $20, usual tip at the rack $2 per song. Talent also cheap. 3 girls. The...

Visited at lunch hour. 3 dancers working, and I was third customer. Pretty quiet. Bought bottled domestic beer for $4.50. The three dancers were 7 to 9s. One was heavy but wore it well. Another...

Visited at lunchtime for beer, burger and boobs. All three were good. There were 8 dancers, if I counted correctly, all 8 or 9s. One had a 10-body and a 5 face. None were fat...

Visited at lunch hour. As is usual this time of day, customers mostly elderly (like me) plus a couple of 30ish guys. Four dancers, ranging from 5 to 7. All pleasant, bartender pleasant. Prices...

Had a very satisfying visit to Shimmers. At mid-day there were lots of senior citizen regulars hanging out. Not a great feature of the club, but Ruby was on the stage. Nothing is bad...

Stopped by on a weekday, lunchtime. Got a drink and looked around. The club layout is not great. Hard to sit at the bar and watch the dancers, and just a few tables if...

Too many bohemoths of color. True, I wouldn't care for white or Asians that fat, but I seldom see them. Makes me not want to hang around. On the positive side, there was a small-titted,...

Visited in the afternoon; first time in a year or so. Though I had heard that dancers were trending older, I didn't seen any too old for my taste. Maybe no 21-year-olds, but nobody...

I had a sweet time in Springfield. The dancers ranged from 18 to maybe 30; I didn't see any that looked obviously older. In bod and looks, lots of 8s and 9s. A couple...

Most strip clubs are quiet at lunch hour, but Dream On was hopping. About 15 customers, some at the video poker, some at the rack, some at the tables and the bar. Mostly a...

Stopped by the Acrotchalis at lunchtime. First time in the joint in many years, but it felt like yesterday. Same black ceiling, divey feel.. A dozen PLs sitting at tables eating lunch, 3 or...

Walked in on lunch hour and saw an obese AA on stage. Got my drink and sat at the bar. The other two gals there were a bit more HWP--but one just a bit....

Gave Scarlet a try a bit after noon on a weekday. Last time I was there they had 5 dancers. This time I walked in, saw 5 custies, and zero dancers. Asked the bartender...

This review is a mirror image of my Scarlet Lounge review. In this case, my previous visit was very disappointing but today's visit was much, much better. And Ruby is back! She had been absent...