Reviews by ArtCollege

Disappointing experience. Paid my $10 entrance fee and got a soda. Then watched a couple of overweight gals on the stage. None of them stopped by my table. Then a hotter chick danced; she was…

Sweet Illusions is my favorite Oregon club. good thing I don't live in the neighborhood; I'd be here all the time. Dancers ranged from 3 to 8, with most 6 or 7. Saw one 9,…

Arrived around 5pm. A few other customers, maybe 6 dancers. A couple talked about being veterans of Honey's or Rick's, which I think is a way to advertise good mileage. A couple reeked of cigarette…

My first visit in several months. Maybe a dozen dancers. Atmosphere was the usual laid back afternoon. Not too much has changed, except that the big chairs in the lap dance area are more broken…

Wow! This is the ultra mileage joint now. OK, I've only visited once, and only had dances from one girl, V___, but Wow! Decor is OK; restroom was clean; service OK. Dancers that I saw on stage…

I was driving up Aurora when the friend I was headed to meet called to say he'd be late. I wondered how I would kill 45 minutes. I looked to the right and there was…

I visited because it was in walking distance of my hotel (there are three hotels right around the corner). It was high-end, $10 cover (weeknight), moderate drinks. Not at all a neighborhood bar. The dancers were…

Yep, dances are all air, all the time. Plus, a bouncer stands a few feet away. That was the worst part of it. Other than lame lap dances--they don't deserve the name lap dance--the club is…

I really enjoyed Knockouts. Mileage is not super high, but it's very comfortable. Girls range from 5 to 8, but were friendly, not too aggressive, but willing to stop by and sell a dance. Dances…

Wow. The fattest stripper I've ever seen. There were several very, very fat girls at Lenny's, but stood out well beyond the others.one There were a couple of girls who didn't look fat sitting around…

Lots of girls. Most were attractive, but no 9s or 10s. No real ugly or fat ones, though. Nothing has changed since my last review in 2004. It's a friendly place for a beer, and a…

Visited at lunch hour; got the $5 burger/fries/soft drink deal. Six dancers on rotation: 3 nines, a six and 2 sevens. Then a seventh showed up, about an 8 I think, but I never saw…

I like this club a lot. Looks like a dive, but reasonably comfortable inside. Bathroom clean. Girls are 4-7 in looks, but very friendly. No bolt-ons, though a few girls should really consider going plastic. Got a…

Tried the club again because I was in the neighborhood. The place was cold inside, so the dancers had coats on over their bikinis when not dancing. A couple of decent looking chicks and some…

Visited once more and had a good time. They were fairly busy for a Tuesday around 6 pm. Sometimes I've gone in and been one of just two or three PLs. This time round maybe…

Very small neighborhood bar. Five or six girls dancing, which is very good for early afternoon. Dancers ranged from 3 (generous 3) to 8, with the average about a 5. Plenty of pork even before…

Disappointing visit in that the girls pretty much ignored me. I was sitting at a table and in an hour's time only one came by to talk--just as I was biting into lunch. I encouraged…

Hadn't been to Jiggles in a while; been going to Stars across the freeway instead, but decided to see what's up at J. No ugly girls there (which is a bit unusual), though only a…

My visit was a bit disappointing. Place is too loud to talk, really. Not sure how many dancers; maybe fewer than 25, but not by much. Good mix of body styles, ranging mostly from 6…

Stars Bridgeport is becoming my favorite Portland club. Visited twice since my last review. A late afternoon visit took advantage of their cheap drinks and 3 for $40 topless lap dances. I think the hours…

This place has real dances! Nobody coming from Stars Beaverton will believe that, but it's true. The place was, many years ago, a Dennys. The owners put tons of money into making it an upscale place.…

Visited late day shift, early evening. The girls were better looking than usual. A couple of 10s, plenty of 7s, 8s and 9s. And only a couple of lesser numbers. Generally good grinding, some two-way…

What a boring experience. I saw three dancers; there might have been another one or two hidden. They were all ugly. One was announced as having won the title for best looking dancer at the…

My second visit to this club. Not quite as good as my first, but still pretty good. It was around 5:30 pm; not very busy, but I wasn't the only customer. Girls had quite a…

I was a little nervous about Jiggle after JGuy1's review, getting kicked out for touching a breast. But Jiggles seemed like the same old club when I visited last week. Had dances from Pandora, an…