Reviews by ArtCollege

The girls were much hotter than the last time I visited, which was probably a year ago. Those of you who do not like enhanced breasts will not think of them as hot at all.…

If I were rating dancers strictly on looks, they'd be a little lower. But they are almost all very nice. Good friendly vibe in the whole club. The only girl who wasn't very friendly was…

It's been said that the Boom Boom Room is hit or miss. That's true within a single hour. I arrived and it was rocking. A beautiful black girl was dancing, about 6 or 7 customers…

My first visit to Mystic. Nice local bar. Looked to me like most of the customers were regulars. Girls were 6s and 7s. Everyone was friendly; girls were appreciative of rack tips and not pushy.…

Stopped by at lunchtime to a fairly quiet atmosphere. About 8 customers, some eating lunch, others just drinking. One guy at the rack, rest at the bar or tables. The girls were 6s and 7s.…

I was in Tacoma on business and didn't feel like driving up to Seattle for Pandora's, so I tried the Deja Vu. It was OK. Dancers were mostly 7 to 9s. Stage shows OK; all…

My first visit, and I was most impressed by the hot girls. The worst I saw was an 8, with a couple of 10s. Really stunning. I didn't see a lot; some were not on…

Gave Boom Boom Room another try, around 5:30 pm. Half dozen customers, maybe 5 dancers. One dancer was really hot, a 9 or 10. The others probably thought they were 7s, because they couldn't face…

My first visit to Sassy's in over a decade, and I was impressed by the girls. At lunch hour, three girls working. They were an 8, 9 and 10 (if you don't downgrade for tattoos).…

Had a great visit to PP. Came in at lunchtime; there were 7 dancers there (one then left because it was fairly quiet). There were maybe 5 customers, 2 of which were more interested in…

Had a decent visit. I had stopped in once or twice before, when there were no dancers dancing. This day I stopped by around 4:00 pm, kind of early. One customer was at the bar…

Visited in the evening when I was in town on business. Before I've mostly been after=work time. The club was not too busy; maybe more dancers than customers. Paid %5.25 for a Jack on the…

Had a nice visit. Several dancers stopped by to chat; one overflowing with bosomly love, whom I would have gone to the back with if she had waited until I had been settled in for…

My first time. I had fun, left with a smile, but found the price pretty high. I did the VIP upstairs, which starts at $. Added another $. Afterwards thought, for $$ I can call…

Lots of girls, few customers. A couple of girls came by and offered dollar dances, but not all. If you're not sitting at the rack or a regular, easy to get ignored. Next time I'll…

My first visit to Lucky Devil. It's OK. Not a fancy "gentlemen's club," but more than a neighborhood bar with dancers as an afterthought. It was not very busy on a week day at 1…

My first visit to Pitiful Princess and it was OK. I tried it at lunch hour; a half dozen customers there, 5 dancers, though one left fairly soon after I arrived. She was the hottest…

I had a disappointing visit to Pandoras. 4 dancers on duty. 2 were a moderately heavy, 2 just a little heavy. Talked to 2 dancers, both of whom reeked of cigarette smoke. Was not approached…

I hadn't been to Dancing Bare in a year. I had read the reviews about the club being a dump. Yep, and it's even worse than I remember. I walked in around 7:30 and was…

Jiggles used to be a relaxed club, but the dancers are now quite mercenary. Dances used to be a flat $20 with a VIP option for something like $100 for 4. Now dances are $25,…

This was my first visit to Gold Club. Location better than I had feared. It's in downtown, which felt pretty safe. You do walk down an alley, but there's a doorman outside the club, and…

Many of the dancers were a little over-fed on my last visit. Not all, but this is a good place for people who like extra weight on girls, though no one was really obese.…

Went for the great lunch special: burger & fries and softdrink for $5. Don't think I can get out of McDonald's for $5. The waitress was hot and got a better tip than anyone at…

Disappointing experience. Paid my $10 entrance fee and got a soda. Then watched a couple of overweight gals on the stage. None of them stopped by my table. Then a hotter chick danced; she was…

Sweet Illusions is my favorite Oregon club. good thing I don't live in the neighborhood; I'd be here all the time. Dancers ranged from 3 to 8, with most 6 or 7. Saw one 9,…