Reviews by BaldGuy

Hit BSG on a Friday night about 10PM. Got in with a free pass I found online, and the place was pretty busy, about 20 girls working but unfortunately not a lot of knockouts. [I…

Not bad at Crazy Horse last night. Came in around 8p.m., only about 8 - 10 girls working, and most of them not too pretty. Got mildly hustled by a brunette who had abnormally huge…

Another excellent night at BSG, a Thursday. Club very quiet around 9 PM, about 10 girls working, most of them 7's or less. Not much hustle, but not much excitement, either. I really had dropped…

Had an unexpectedly excellent experience at Broadway Showgirils last night. After wasting $25 across the street at Centerfolds -- which continues to suck horribly -- I came into BSG and bang, first girl onstage was…

Dropped into the CH around dinnertime last night (Wednesday) to see if my pal Mercedes was in town, and POW, there she was, second girl to approach me. This woman is my stripper dream come…

New decor seems to have replaced any interest in hiring attractive girls at the "new" Centerfolds. Can't get a drink, girls are pushy and fat, and the place feels half-finished. When are the owners gonna…

Wow -- I have a new favorite club in town. I'd avoided the CH for years, since parking is terrible and it's in a dodgy neighborhood, but I'd done some shopping at the SF Centre…

Quick pop into Centerfolds last night about 11 PM, can report that it's getting better but still a little bit lame. Arrived after the cheap deal was done to pay $15 at the door. About…

Brandi's is located on the fifth floor of a corner building in a perfectly safe district of downtown Vancouver, accessed only via an elevator. Once inside, the place is a big mirrored room with one…

Returned to Brandi’s on Saturday night -- god love these business conferences -- with the intent to spend some quality time with some of the stage girls. (For the different kinds of girls offered here,…

My experience at Cecil can be summed up in one word: pathetic. I came in around 11PM on a Thursday night, in a great mood with a walletful of Canadian play money to spend, and…

Damn, I'm starting to think BSG might be the best game in town. Went in last Friday night about 10PM with a discunt coupon ($10 off) , it was suprizingly slow, and I thought, Okay…

Wow, I've had it with Centerfolds, which used to be my favorite bang-for-the-buck club in the city. Popped in several times in the past two weeks, usually on weeknights between 6 and 10 PM, and…

I'm completely disappointed with Centerfolds from Saturday night's visit. Went in around shift change, around 8 PM, and saw no one I wanted to spend money on. Was there for a half hour, dropping ones…

Had occasion to be in Orange County (I voted for Kerry, was surprised they didn't lynch me) and popped into Ecstasy cause of decent reviews on TUSCL. Pretty unique place. Looks intimidating from the outside…

Took a quick pop into Centerfolds last weekend on a Saturday afternoon. The place was pretty dead, but several cuties working. Zoey was on the main stage when I came in, super tight little…

Don't be crippled by your preconceptions that strip clubs suck on weekday afternoons. I dropped by Centerfolds unexpectedly yesterday, a Wednesday, about 4 PM, and found LOTS of action. There were about a dozen girls…

If you're like me, you print out all Deja Vu's coupons for one neighborhood and then go sample the goods before committing to a club. In North Beach it's easy, and last night although the…