Had an unexpectedly excellent experience at...

Had an unexpectedly excellent experience at Broadway Showgirils last night. After wasting $25 across the street at Centerfolds -- which continues to suck horribly -- I came into BSG and bang, first girl onstage was Jordan, a bright-eyed, super-short-haired brunette with a nice compact body, killer ass, and smallish, big-nippled breasts. Great dancer, real eye contact, awesome.

After her stage show I went over to talk (it was easy -- the club was totally dead on a Tuesday night, about 10 patrons and 15 girls, most of them decent) and upon my request, she invited me to "tour" the upstairs VIP room, which I recognized as a sales pitch. But Jordan was hot, and also seemed able to converse intelligently, so I took her up on it. The VIP is super swanky, and that night there was literally NO ONE up there. After the "tour," when Jordan mentioned she could do three LDs for $100 up there, I said sure. (I passed on the "$325 for a half-hour" rate.)

We settled into a dark corner, and I proceeded to get one of the best LDs I've had in a long, long time. Before she began, Jordan was conversational but not chatty, and once she got started dancing, it was clear that she knew what the hell she was doing. She started out in a sexy short blue minidress, but quickly reduced that to just a bra and thong, working her bubble ass magnificently and leaning back regularly for some full-contact grind. Not much touching on my part (I asked first) but enough to enjoy myself. She had great tattoos, a beautiful face, smelled good but no perfume, was super friendly and smart -- and possessed all the moves you hope for from a stripper. Deeeelicious. Jordan said she works Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights, and "whenever I need some extra cash." I lucked out on a Tuesday, and I'll be back soon.