Reviews by gilk

I tried Happy Hour at Moments 4-8 pm today. The place was pretty dead for a Friday afternoon, with more dancers than customers. Cover is $5, domestic beer $2. The real attraction…

I stopped by at 5 PM looking for some excitement around happy hour. This place was completely dead. I was charged $5 to enter and $4 for a beer. No girls were…

This is a new club - a really classy facility, with a nice layout, two very nice bars, and the best looking waitresses that I have seen in Houston. Beers were only $5. One…

Heartbreakers is an old fashioned strip club, like the good old days of Houston. The girls are all great looking, pleasant to talk to and very fit. They strip down to a G-String…

I checked out the new place in town last night - I arrived Friday at about 10:00 PM and stayed til midnight. Everything inside the club is new and upscale. There are three…

Lipsticks has the same interior, stages and bar that it did a year ago, just new TVs. The quality of the girls is a little higher, but only improves to the 5-7 range.…

I will be out of sync with the last couple of happy reviewers. I walked in at about 5 PM. All the seating was taken – tables for four with one guy sitting…

I visited Moments for the free lunch advertised 11-2 weekdays. They gave me a menu and I got chicken fingers and fries – pretty decent food for a strip club. $5 cover and…

I went to the Great Alaskan Bush Company last night. It was awesome! Tuesday I had gone to the Crazy Horse in Anchorage and the best girl there did not measure up to the…

I stopped at the show Palace on a Thursday night about three weeks ago. I arrived at 9:30 PM, a little before is the $25 cover charge starts at 10 o'clock. I skipped…

First I have to echo the previous review, "Treasures has the most and the hottest women and the highest mileage of any club I've ever been to. If you are carrying the right amount of…

I was there for the Super Bowl, wearing my Saints hat and went back on another night during the week. On Sunday it was definitely a pro-Saints crowd! Brian, the manager, gave everyone…

I went there last Saturday around 9pm. The place wasn't packed, but guys/groups kept coming in after me. The last reviewer was right - great variety of girls: cute, curvy, young, mature, thin, meaty, white,…

The club looks terrible from the outside – just a cinder block rectangle. The entrance does not help that opinion. When you go through the door you just walk down a bare hall…

This is the second time that I have stopped in here and it will probably be the last. The first was when the place had just opened, almost a year ago. The interior…

Joy just advertised that they have an SOB license, so the girls can dance topless. Girls wear latex on their nipples in most of Houston under the current law. I dropped into Joy on Saturday night…

I went into Camelot on a Tuesday night at about 8 PM. The doorman called “On coming in” on his radio as I entered – which seemed pretty strange to me. Inside the…

Skip this place – there are a lot of better options. Dinner at the Mexican restaurant next door was pretty good – do that and then drive away! We arrived about 7 PM on Tuesday…

I dropped in this afternoon, with Michael’s as my second choice. A new club near here had advertised a Grand Opening and big lunch buffet today – there were three cars at the place…

I stopped into the Ritz on Saturday in time to watch the Belmont Stakes. Cover charge was $7. Seemed like it should be Happy Hour, but a Heineken was $7.50. The…

To get there - slow down at the place selling rocks and get ready to turn right. I missed that turn off the feeder and tried to circle back to the place by taking…

I stopped in on a Tuesday night about 9 PM. I had read the reviews and printed a coupon, so I bypassed the $10 cover. Beers were $5. There were a lot…

I stopped in about 5:45 PM, for a drink before going out to dinner last night. Outside the parking lot and the club look run down. Inside, the club is actually well appointed;…

I dropped in to watch football and see some girls. The cover charge was $4. The club is really large - there is a second set of tables used for dances off the…

I stopped into Rick’s at Happy Hour on Wednesday. This seemed like a great alternative to sitting in rush hour traffic. Inside it has a nice looking bar on the right as you…