The club looks terrible from the...

The club looks terrible from the outside – just a cinder block rectangle. The entrance does not help that opinion. When you go through the door you just walk down a bare hall and then take a right into the club. Inside the place looks more like a club, with a small stage in the middle of the floor between the bar and DJ booth. Walking past the stage there are a lot of tables set up to seat four, like a restaurant layout, and mirrors on the walls so the place looks bigger from the inside.

I came in near the end of happy hour, about 6:30 PM. There was a $5 cover and a Glenlivet was $8. Bottled beer was $5. I guess it costs more later, but I didn’t stay to see. There were maybe 6 dancers – most of the girls just a little too heavy to still be dancing. Unfortunately, the stage lighting is set to accentuate the cellulite ripples on a fat girl’s ass – not at all what I wanted to see. One girl was about an 8, one a 7, the rest 4’s and 5’s. Dances were given at the tables along the back wall, so there was no privacy.

I went to Lipsticks because the girls don’t have to dance covered in latex, but that is about the only good thing to say about it.