Reviews by mule7

In my last review, I said it was maybe my last visit here. This time, I'm sure. I had some good times here long ago, especially right after the Hawaii Theatre in the City...

That's because I will never set foot in there again. Based on how empty it was on what's usually the busiest night for a strip club, I am obviously not alone in my...

I had a disappointing visit at the nearby Jet Strip so I decided to see what was happening at the Bare. You can find that Jet Strip review if you're interested. Things seemed nicer...

I could also have titled this "In the dark" because the management kept the lights so low on the stage, there could have been penises up there and we might not have noticed. I may...

Lovely room. Some very nice-looking women sitting around paying more attention to their cell phones than to any customer. Long stretches with no one on the stage. A couple of them...

I used to go here a lot but then I got involved with one of the dancers here. This was a genuine boy friend-girl friend relationship, not paid dates. That lasted a...

Thursday turned out to be a bad time to visit. The place was packed and I couldn't find a seat until one guy went back to V.I.P. with a dancer and I got...

My buddies and I came out of a show at the Largo on La Cienega and since we already had a great parking space for that, we decided to jaywalk across the boulevard and...

This place ought to be a great club. The decor is fine, the parking is safe and plentiful, the prices aren't too bad. Even the girls are okay. So what's wrong...

This is a club where I could have a decent time just sitting, nursing a beverage and watching the dancers work the room. Why? Because most of them are nude, wearing shoes...

I never know how to rate the over-all quality of the dancers since 90% of them can be tattooed cocker spaniels but if I find one great lady, I can have a terrific time....

I hadn't been to this club for a while because all my favorite dancers left and I didn't find anyone else I liked on my last visit. Monday night though, I happened to...

I started this in a review of Adelita Bar. The second day, my friend and I went back to TJ and we went to Hong Kong first and Adelita second. We got...

First off, you'll see a lot of debate here as to which is better, Adelita Bar or Hong Kong. Here's the answer. Go to both. You'll sometimes find the lady of...

As I and others have noted, a major feature of this club is that many of the dancers walk around the club wearing shoes and nothing else. Most will even sit and talk...

This is a great club if your idea of fun is watching attractive women sitting around, checking their cellphones and not coming near you. I'm not sure if under the "Vampiness" rating, we're...

I only go here when business takes me to the area. Every time I'm here, I'm aware that they've cleaned up or remodeled some part of the club but that it's still neither...

If you look way, way back on this site, you'll find several messages where I say I had a bad time at this club and will never go back. Those are no longer...

I was in San Francisco last week on business and my company put me up at the Hilton, which was just down the street from the Mitchell Brothers. A co-worker kept wanting to...

This used to be my favorite club but I don't go there as often as I used to. If you scroll back a few years, you'll find reviews from me saying I liked...

I think I got there too late on a Tuesday evening. I phoned up around 9 PM and asked whoever answered the phone to read me the lineup. And by the way,...

I don't think I'll be back to this place. It's a huge club, clean and nicely decorated but it has a cold vibe. On Saturday nights, it's probably full enough of customers...

Every time I go back to this place, they seem to have fixed it up a bit and it always seems like they have a lot more to do. I think some guys...

Here's a real simple review of this club. It's a dump but you can sometimes find a great dancer there and have a good, inexpensive time with her. The odds seem to...