Reviews by mule7

My first visit here. I didn't have a great time but I could see why some guys do. My problem was that every lady I liked was busy with another guy and none…

This place has always been famous for being so dark inside that you're blind for your first five minutes and you can't see all that much even after your eyes adjust. My latest visit,…

This club has had a big influx of new dancers lately, in part because of the closing of the Century Lounge and the rumored closing of some other local clubs. None of the new…

Arrived at 5 PM. On past visits, there was a mean guy at the door who treated me like I might be smuggling in a nuclear device in a cell phone. This time,…

I made the mistaken of going on Sunday afternoon around 3 PM. The place was empty. One of the dancers told me there were five girls working but in the hour I was…

Every time I come back here after going elsewhere, I realize why the Jet Strip is my favorite club. It's friendlier. There's no pressure to buy drinks. There's no pressure to buy…

To tell you the truth, I have no idea how many dancers were on the shift but I saw at least eight different ones. The problem is that the lighting is terrible. Too…

The management seems to be trying to fancy and clean this place up a little. It's notorious for its dim lighting, so low that you can't see anything for the first five or ten…

A quiet afternoon at the Jet Strip. There were never more customers in the place than dancers. About half the dancers appealed to me and that's a pretty good average in a strip…

I was going to go to another nearby club but I needed cash first so I drove around until I found a Wells Fargo ATM. It turned out to be in the parking lot…

This is probably my favorite club, at least in the afternoon. It's a friendly place with no pressure to buy dances. Girls dance two songs apiece and are usually naked a few seconds…

I promised myself I wouldn't go back here but I was in town for a convention, out with a group of friends and I was outvoted. The other guys all had to see this…

I put down a dancer rating of 7 but that's an average. There were some I'd give a 10 and some I'd give a 5. All you really need to have a good…

I won't bother telling you which ladies I found attractive since you can decide that for yourself and your tastes may not match mine. I will say that there were enough good-looking ladies around…

The Body Shop up on Sunset burned down this morning and you know what? The girls there still aren't hot.

I picked the option on this review to say there were 11-25 dancers there. There were 11. I would say that 5 appealed to me, which is more than enough to have a…

I'd like to amend my previous post. A friend of mine went to the Hawaii Theatre the other night and reported that Nadia was there, dancing in all her glory. I was told…

A few disappointments this visit. First off, Nadia seems to have fled to the nearby Spearmint Rhino. I only went into the back room once with Nadia, as there usually are better bargains…

The trick to having a good time at this place is to stick with the ladies who have been there a little while. The only poor experiences I've had on the day shift have…

I don't get this place. I don't get the clown theme. I don't get why people find this a good place to hang out. Some of the dancers are quite attractive or…

If you'd been there when I was there and you didn't see a lady who appealed to you, you had to be either very gay or very dead or maybe both. I think there…

Every time I go to the Best Buy over on Sawtelle, I think about dropping by Fantasy Island. I need to break myself of that habit and yesterday may have done it. The…

Lord, how the mighty have fallen. There were about twelve dancers on duty, eight of whom would never have interested me because of excessive weight, excessive age or excessive tattoos. One had all…

Hey, are we allowed to review the food on this board? I had a darn good hamburger there. I'd go back to the place for the burgers even if they didn't have nude…

Fritz That's It has closed, apparently for good. I won't miss the place but I feel sorry for all the dancers and other employees who've been displaced. And also for the customers.