I'm not sure if I have...

I'm not sure if I have the Dancer Rating right. The women I saw there ranged from about 6 to 10, quality wise. That averages out to an 8 but it will probably be of more interest to anyone reading this to know that there were some 10s. The trouble was only one of them ever got near me and that one only spent the five seconds to find out I wasn't ready for a private at just that moment. Then she was gone and I never saw her up close again. So I could give a Dancer Rating of 10 because some ladies there were worth that or I could give a Dancer Rating of 8 because that was the average or I could give a Dancer Rating of 6 because the dancers who spoke to me were mostly around that level. There was a good crowd there and the better looking dancers didn't pay much attention to anyone who wasn't ready to spend $$$ at that moment.

The place was a little too noisy for me. The stage show had too many flashing lights. (Hint to management: Nobody says "Let's go to the Spearmint Rhino because they have great lighting effects on stage." They say "Let's go because there are great looking women to see there.") And then the rest of the club was too dark. I couldn't understand three consecutive words the disc jockey said.

I've had good visits to this place in the past but this wasn't one of them.