A few months ago I was...

A few months ago I was here and every woman was so tattooed that I couldn't find anyone who interested me. A friend of mine told me I was wrong about the place and insisted he would take me there at his expense and prove it to me. Today, he did. Today, I didn't like the place for different reasons.

The dancers were much, much better. There were tats but there were enough good bodies without them that I should have had a good time. Why didn't I? The music. It was so loud that I couldn't understand what they were saying. Women were making me salacious offers I think and I couldn't hear them. There's nothing wrong with my hearing. I did one topless dance with a nice looking lady although the booth was so dark that she didn't have to be that nice looking. When the music started giving me a headache, I insisted we split and go to Hawaii Theater.

It was a shame because if they turned the music down and turned the lights up a little in the lapdance room, I could have had a good time. I liked the room otherwise. I liked the change machine that dispenses singles. I like that the dances in the back are timed with a machine you put money in and not by however short the DJ cuts the songs. I even liked most of the ladies I saw. I just couldn't take the volume.