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22 reviews by FatherChristmas

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Best club in town!

Attractive dancing staff with a good number of 7s and 8s and some 9s. High class women, many grad and college students or young mothers in their early 20s. These are not dumb bunnies--in addition…

9 yrs ago

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

Continued improvement

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

After years of complacency, it is a pleasure to see improvements in this club during the last 18+ months. Most importantly, the overall quality of the girls has improved, mostly due to new…

10 yrs ago

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

A matter of taste

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I think this place is overrated. Pales in comparison to 3 of the DC clubs 10 minutes away. The girls here are older...not as attractive (though certainly not unattractive)....and more…

10 yrs ago

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

Good outweighs the negs!! Make it a party!

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Positives: Well it is always all about the girls, isn't it? And Good Guys always has a good compliment of fun and fairly attractive women. (Alas there remain some women on staff…

10 yrs ago

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Tall, somewhar elegant, begowned women, longer on looks than charm and bubbliness ( but still more personable than any local club except for Archie's peppy cheerleader mix of resl and faux college girls.) 3 distinct…

10 yrs ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Best in Town

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Longtime custmer of this (and other clubs in DC) so I'll steer you straight. Girls are attractive and friendly. If they tell you they're dancing to pay tuition, there's a good…

10 yrs ago

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

OK, I only come...

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

OK, I only come in here 3 or 4 times a year....always hoping it gets better....and it never really does. Located next door to a 7-11. That kind of sums it up…

12 yrs ago

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., DC

Had some time to spend between...

★★★★★★2.0/10

Had some time to spend between meetings so stopped in for the first time in a long time. I immediately was reminded of why I hadn't been in in a long time. Crappy…

12 yrs ago

Camelot

Washington, D.C., DC

A solid establishment. Very well...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

A solid establishment. Very well run. Music is not overly loud. Attractive premises. (Pls. don't update them. The upscale vintage look is very appropriate. And the upstairs stage is not a platform but a…

12 yrs ago

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., DC

I'm very pleasantly surprised with most...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I'm very pleasantly surprised with most everything about this new club opening on the location of an old, run-down club. It has been COMPLETELY redone inside and is beautiful...first-class job in all senses.…

12 yrs ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

I have resumed going in here...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I have resumed going in here now that the foolish experiment with not posting the dancing schedule was eliminated. I know many other regulars had suspended their visits while the online schedule was not available. Some…

13 yrs ago

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

Used to be a regular here....

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Used to be a regular here. Stopped coming in because a correct schedule for the week wasn't posted on Monday so I could plan whicch times I would come in. Now planning to…

13 yrs ago

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

Very strange club. Atmosphere is ok...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Very strange club. Atmosphere is ok though a bit peculiarly carved up with a smoking room. Much seating does not actually face the stage. It seems many people rave about the food but I've…

13 yrs ago

Camelot

Washington, D.C., DC

Long regarded as the gold standard...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Long regarded as the gold standard in DC. Has the rep for the prettiest girls but I prefer Archibalds "style" of girls--a bit younger, a bit less career dancer--than Camelot although Camelot does have some…

13 yrs ago

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., DC

Hadn't been in in a while...

★★★★★★★2.3/10

Hadn't been in in a while so thought I'd see if anything had changed. Alas, still a dump. Unclean premises. Ugly dancers (look like zombies or otherwise diseased). This place has a rep for…

13 yrs ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Been coming in for five years,...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Been coming in for five years, and sad to say place has deteriorated sharply recntly. Examples: 1. Was in last Saturday....40 day customers (yes, you read that right)....due to national police wknd actiivites....ZERO waitresses....that's right....ZERO....pandomonium....the 2…

15 yrs ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Archibalds continues to slowly improve, climbing...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Archibalds continues to slowly improve, climbing back toward the top club it had been (or tied with Camelot in the eyes of some) until they took a bad tumble when they got rid of their…

15 yrs ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Was in again Saturday night and...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Was in again Saturday night and the decline in quality of the girls seems to have been arrested as there were a number of attractive new girls and some of the unattractive ones who've danced…

15 yrs ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Club is more of a gentleman's...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Club is more of a gentleman's club than a strip joint. Dark, moody downstaris, brighter, high-ceilinged space upstairs. Club is kept phyiscally clean unlike many. Some might say it is a restaurant with naked girls.…

15 yrs ago

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

Decided to give this place another...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Decided to give this place another try. Still not impressed. Women are older. Friendly enough on the surface as they walk by for their collection of dollars but no interest in talking. Strange. Morale seems…

16 yrs ago

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

A few gems are to be...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

A few gems are to be found here. BUT...you'll have to decide for yourself if the downsides make a trip worthwhile. Premises badly in need of updating; most girls not overly attractive or have attitudes;…

16 yrs ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Like the other reviewers below, I...

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Like the other reviewers below, I have been amazed at how much this club improved in the last few years, surpassing even Camelot. Sexy girls dripping with phermones. High-class clientele.....makes sense, high-class girls attract a…

16 yrs ago

Reviews

Best club in town!

Continued improvement

A matter of taste

Good outweighs the negs!! Make it a party!

Some lovely things...

Best in Town

OK, I only come...

Had some time to spend between...

A solid establishment. Very well...

I'm very pleasantly surprised with most...

I have resumed going in here...

Used to be a regular here....

Very strange club. Atmosphere is ok...

Long regarded as the gold standard...

Hadn't been in in a while...

Been coming in for five years,...

Archibalds continues to slowly improve, climbing...

Was in again Saturday night and...

Club is more of a gentleman's...

Decided to give this place another...

A few gems are to be...

Like the other reviewers below, I...

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