Reviews by FatherChristmas

Attractive dancing staff with a good number of 7s and 8s and some 9s. High class women, many grad and college students or young mothers in their early 20s. These are not dumb bunnies--in addition…

After years of complacency, it is a pleasure to see improvements in this club during the last 18+ months. Most importantly, the overall quality of the girls has improved, mostly due to new…

I think this place is overrated. Pales in comparison to 3 of the DC clubs 10 minutes away. The girls here are older...not as attractive (though certainly not unattractive)....and more…

Positives: Well it is always all about the girls, isn't it? And Good Guys always has a good compliment of fun and fairly attractive women. (Alas there remain some women on staff…

Tall, somewhar elegant, begowned women, longer on looks than charm and bubbliness ( but still more personable than any local club except for Archie's peppy cheerleader mix of resl and faux college girls.) 3 distinct…

Longtime custmer of this (and other clubs in DC) so I'll steer you straight. Girls are attractive and friendly. If they tell you they're dancing to pay tuition, there's a good…

OK, I only come in here 3 or 4 times a year....always hoping it gets better....and it never really does. Located next door to a 7-11. That kind of sums it up…

Had some time to spend between meetings so stopped in for the first time in a long time. I immediately was reminded of why I hadn't been in in a long time. Crappy…

A solid establishment. Very well run. Music is not overly loud. Attractive premises. (Pls. don't update them. The upscale vintage look is very appropriate. And the upstairs stage is not a platform but a…

I'm very pleasantly surprised with most everything about this new club opening on the location of an old, run-down club. It has been COMPLETELY redone inside and is beautiful...first-class job in all senses.…

I have resumed going in here now that the foolish experiment with not posting the dancing schedule was eliminated. I know many other regulars had suspended their visits while the online schedule was not available. Some…

Used to be a regular here. Stopped coming in because a correct schedule for the week wasn't posted on Monday so I could plan whicch times I would come in. Now planning to…

Very strange club. Atmosphere is ok though a bit peculiarly carved up with a smoking room. Much seating does not actually face the stage. It seems many people rave about the food but I've…

Long regarded as the gold standard in DC. Has the rep for the prettiest girls but I prefer Archibalds "style" of girls--a bit younger, a bit less career dancer--than Camelot although Camelot does have some…

Hadn't been in in a while so thought I'd see if anything had changed. Alas, still a dump. Unclean premises. Ugly dancers (look like zombies or otherwise diseased). This place has a rep for…

Been coming in for five years, and sad to say place has deteriorated sharply recntly. Examples: 1. Was in last Saturday....40 day customers (yes, you read that right)....due to national police wknd actiivites....ZERO waitresses....that's right....ZERO....pandomonium....the 2…

Archibalds continues to slowly improve, climbing back toward the top club it had been (or tied with Camelot in the eyes of some) until they took a bad tumble when they got rid of their…

Was in again Saturday night and the decline in quality of the girls seems to have been arrested as there were a number of attractive new girls and some of the unattractive ones who've danced…

Club is more of a gentleman's club than a strip joint. Dark, moody downstaris, brighter, high-ceilinged space upstairs. Club is kept phyiscally clean unlike many. Some might say it is a restaurant with naked girls.…

Decided to give this place another try. Still not impressed. Women are older. Friendly enough on the surface as they walk by for their collection of dollars but no interest in talking. Strange. Morale seems…

A few gems are to be found here. BUT...you'll have to decide for yourself if the downsides make a trip worthwhile. Premises badly in need of updating; most girls not overly attractive or have attitudes;…

Like the other reviewers below, I have been amazed at how much this club improved in the last few years, surpassing even Camelot. Sexy girls dripping with phermones. High-class clientele.....makes sense, high-class girls attract a…